Stool sample my ass

10/5/2007 1:57:27 PM

that's why I never finished my screen for parasites

degrading

10/5/2007 1:58:16 PM

I should shit in a paper bag and then carry it in on fire

10/5/2007 1:59:12 PM

now THIS is a thread to rule the shitter

10/5/2007 2:00:15 PM

^SHUT THE FUCK UP

10/5/2007 2:01:10 PM

go back to africa

10/5/2007 2:01:26 PM

nice

10/5/2007 2:01:26 PM

same time Forte, NICE

JINX!

10/5/2007 2:01:54 PM

read as Shipping in Tupperware

the day isn't even over yet

10/5/2007 2:03:43 PM

at least I didn't go with shock value and post a picture

10/5/2007 2:04:12 PM

put a picture up i dare you

10/5/2007 4:27:42 PM

best thread title in a while

10/5/2007 5:47:50 PM

i laughed

2/9/2010 9:31:52 PM

What is this, amateur hour?

You shit in the bowl, then scoop the turd out with with a ladel and place it in the container'

You don't actually shit in the container

2/9/2010 9:34:03 PM

"Is this cracker talking about going camping, and being too lazy to dig a hole, or what? ...Oh!"

2/9/2010 9:34:14 PM

sure that works if it is solid and you routinely pile above the water


but lets assume blackdog wants his sample to be accurate and not already diluted with toilet water

2/9/2010 9:35:24 PM

Fine then place the tupperware in the bowl and hope you have good rectal accuracy

I'm not going to hold the tupperware under my asshole like a bizzaro panhandler

[Edited on February 9, 2010 at 9:36 PM. Reason : x]

2/9/2010 9:36:39 PM

the only way to make sure of an accurate sample is to down two boxes of



drink some water

wait till morning

supply a bucket

2/9/2010 9:40:01 PM

why did i click on this?

2/9/2010 9:40:50 PM