Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

2/4/2008 10:27:56 PM

womp

womp

2/4/2008 10:28:38 PM

LOLOLOL TELL ME MORE HUMAN

:-/

2/4/2008 10:28:49 PM

#6 made me chuckle

2/4/2008 10:30:07 PM

2/4/2008 10:31:43 PM

ha yea i knew i didnt get it right

2/4/2008 10:33:13 PM

Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

when the dog farts and the girlfriend blames it on you

2/4/2008 10:37:36 PM

wlfpckrcd isnt a 10, but shes not a slut and shes republican so thats gotta count for something


i only can think of like 5 wolfweb broads better than her

2/4/2008 10:40:47 PM

people that have fucking dogs and cats and pets in general

2/4/2008 10:43:23 PM

^^ haha i guess ill take that as a compliment

[Edited on February 4, 2008 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ^]

2/4/2008 10:43:34 PM

yeah you should...it means even though your personality is kinda stuck up and snobby your looks make up for it somewhat

[Edited on February 4, 2008 at 11:00 PM. Reason : and like i said...you are not a slut...thats most important]

2/4/2008 11:00:23 PM

oh lawd

2/4/2008 11:01:33 PM

hahahahah i love that gif

2/4/2008 11:05:25 PM

I'm not stuck up!

2/5/2008 9:51:00 AM