I couldn't help but notice that you're my friend on facebook now

What kind of lewd, inappropriate, and disgusting comments should I leave on your wall?





**this is a LivinProof78 thread, so it's guaranteed to hit 2 pages

3/31/2008 9:14:52 PM

that you're looking forward to you and I givin her the ole choke n poke

3/31/2008 9:16:01 PM

^ why are you so sex obsessed lately?

3/31/2008 9:16:29 PM

I'm always sex obsessed

nothing new to see here

3/31/2008 9:16:58 PM

ooooo....i don't know...feel free to be creative...


i saw that friend request and at first i was all "who the hell is jeff "


then i was all "OH SHIT...it's EMCE....confirm! "

3/31/2008 9:17:03 PM

sweet

3/31/2008 9:18:42 PM

that new facebook app is the shit!

3/31/2008 9:19:16 PM

feel free to comment on how utterly hot and preppy i am in my plaid shorts and polo sweater

3/31/2008 9:20:21 PM

oh and...

Quote :

"**this is a LivinProof78 thread, so it's guaranteed to hit 2 pages"

that's tww law #41

3/31/2008 9:22:51 PM

^^ I'll wait a day or two

I hate having two comments in a row. It makes me look like a stalker

3/31/2008 9:23:33 PM

^^

3/31/2008 9:24:46 PM

3/31/2008 9:25:07 PM

hey, will you post on my wall?

be sure to make reference to legendary genitals. A few of the words that you might consider describing them as are "enormous", "astonishing", "pretty d!ck", or "awe inspiring"
also, if you could come up with something else to make all of my wimminz jealous, that would be super keen

XOXOXO

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 9:29 PM. Reason : ♥]

3/31/2008 9:28:44 PM

now i can poke jeff

3/31/2008 9:32:07 PM

niiiiiiice

3/31/2008 9:33:27 PM

i have it on good authority that she's going to show her tits in a few days.

3/31/2008 9:36:26 PM

speaking of which

is facebook working for you guys?

i cant log in

perhaps it's the free holiday inn epxress wireless

3/31/2008 9:37:31 PM

yeah, it's working for me
it's enabling me to get my e-game on at maximum efficiency

3/31/2008 9:38:08 PM

LET'S BE

FACEBOOK

FRIENDS!

3/31/2008 9:38:10 PM

3/31/2008 9:39:06 PM

there isn't going to be some really angry black lady that comes to kill me in my sleep if i talk about your penis on facebook is there?

3/31/2008 9:48:48 PM

BAI CASEY

3/31/2008 9:50:29 PM

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : nm]

3/31/2008 10:02:23 PM

no no, I think it should all be ok

even though she does have a gun, 3 samurai swords, and a toothpick

3/31/2008 10:03:54 PM

i actually did poke you

i wasnt joking

i hope it's the beginning of the next stage of a beautiful relationship

3/31/2008 10:06:42 PM

no joke

you got poked back

I feel.......sexy

3/31/2008 10:07:47 PM

would I get kicked off facebook if my profile picture was a pic of my pecker?

3/31/2008 10:08:45 PM

of course not...

DO IT!

3/31/2008 10:10:48 PM

you're the only person i know under 45 that uses the word pecker

3/31/2008 10:11:21 PM

K, text sent!


I mean, pic changed

I only use it here, I never say it irl

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 10:12 PM. Reason : !]

3/31/2008 10:11:31 PM

hey...i say pecker

3/31/2008 10:12:04 PM

well you're pretty close to 45

3/31/2008 10:12:51 PM

tr00

3/31/2008 10:13:21 PM

MEET HOT GIRLS TONIGHT

3/31/2008 10:14:21 PM

PICK UP THE PHONE

3/31/2008 10:15:36 PM

what? you coming to my house or something?

3/31/2008 10:15:47 PM

CALL 1-900 MIX A LOT

3/31/2008 10:17:02 PM

yeah

you can wear your plaid shorts

ill rock my argyle sweater vests

and we'll be an optical illusion of fucking lusty fury

3/31/2008 10:17:13 PM

omg....the world will implode at our hotness

3/31/2008 10:19:01 PM

3/31/2008 10:21:39 PM

LOOK PILGRIM, GET YOUR OWN HOES UP THERE OK

3/31/2008 10:22:59 PM

but i've gone down.....

south that is

3/31/2008 10:23:53 PM

literally and figuratively

3/31/2008 10:24:28 PM

WE DON'T TAKE TO KINDLY TO FOLKS LIKE YOU DOWN HERE OK

3/31/2008 10:24:40 PM

look

i already bought a new bed that handles

for when my face gets sat on

3/31/2008 10:25:27 PM

oh snap

3/31/2008 10:26:30 PM

it works really well too

3/31/2008 10:26:39 PM

3/31/2008 10:27:20 PM

don't tease

3/31/2008 10:28:05 PM

i only please

3/31/2008 10:28:34 PM