you know you got them so fess up here. after which you will dispose of them at the local goodwill.




[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 7:17 PM. Reason : l]

4/5/2008 7:17:09 PM

never had any, but had a friend that had them that picked on other people that had them

4/5/2008 7:18:11 PM

I can always tell who the freshman are on campus in August b.c they always wear them

4/5/2008 7:18:37 PM

^^^ Is that Jeremy Hyatt?




AHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 7:19 PM. Reason : ^]

4/5/2008 7:19:01 PM

4/5/2008 7:34:47 PM

lord that is a beautiful mullet

4/5/2008 7:39:12 PM

saw 2 of these on campus friday and thought of making a thread on it

4/5/2008 7:50:33 PM

4/5/2008 7:54:58 PM

I saw a guy wearing them at THE FISHMARKET art gallery downtown last night. Real low key

4/5/2008 7:56:34 PM

4/5/2008 9:54:47 PM

bahaha. I had jean jackets in elementary school. Those were pretty damn cool

4/5/2008 10:00:55 PM

Jean shorts - fashion no no

4/5/2008 10:30:05 PM

hahaha

I hope to god you people don't have any.

4/6/2008 3:02:39 AM

once the weather starts getting warm, the jorts come out at ncsu. not so much at chass, but they make appearances around the brickyard

4/6/2008 3:05:19 AM

jean shorts are comfortable. y'all can kiss my ass.

4/6/2008 10:03:08 AM

Especially if you wear out your regular jeans, you can cut them into jorts and they're awesome for dirty work.

4/6/2008 10:18:26 AM

I love the urban dictionary definition:

Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.

4/6/2008 11:52:33 AM

4/6/2008 11:54:46 AM

4/6/2008 11:55:10 AM

4/6/2008 11:56:11 AM

^^^those don't really count as jorts. I think after 6 inches above the knee, the jort rule is not in effect for women

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 12:35 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 12:33:42 PM

Jeepin4x4 rocks em

4/6/2008 12:34:55 PM

Jean shorts on guys, meh I don't really care, it depends on who is wearing them.

Jean shorts on gals, I don't see the problem with it.

4/6/2008 12:36:50 PM

A hot girl can wear whatever she likes.

Shorts are shorts to me. I don't see what's particularly bothersome about jorts, I just accepted it as bad without ever understanding why.

My thought process, if I really cared about it, would go: "Haha, that guy is a tool. He's wearing jorts. And jorts are only worn by tools. Therefore, that guy is a tool."

4/6/2008 12:39:16 PM

Quote :

"A hot girl can wear whatever she likes."

But defining a hot girl is very difficult. Different people have different standards.

4/6/2008 12:48:52 PM

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"The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable."

racist

4/6/2008 1:16:17 PM

4/6/2008 1:17:00 PM

I think the only time jorts may be acceptable is used for yard work or some other kind of outside labor during the summer time when its to hot for pants and you do not want to mess up your good shorts.

4/6/2008 1:56:18 PM

i turned a pair of my old khakis into JORTS on accident the other day

my knee went right through them

4/6/2008 2:04:25 PM

The ones I had I think my mom took them out of the closet and sold them to mexicans at a flee market...

4/6/2008 2:06:57 PM

way too much low hanging fruit on that post

4/6/2008 2:09:59 PM

Quote :

"way too much low hanging fruit on that post"

ahahahahahaha

4/6/2008 2:18:07 PM

Quote :

"Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like."

good. more reason for me to wear them since i don't want assholes talking to me.

4/6/2008 2:18:15 PM

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"after which you will dispose of them at the local goodwill."

please

4/6/2008 2:20:57 PM

this thread gets made AT LEAST once a year

4/6/2008 2:38:33 PM

4/6/2008 2:42:01 PM

fuck any idiot who judges someone by such a stupid rule. this is the same reason people want to choke the life out of joan rivers.

4/6/2008 3:01:49 PM

Quote :

"The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable."

ahahah i dig it

4/6/2008 3:03:57 PM

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"fuck any idiot who judges someone by such a stupid rule. this is the same reason people want to choke the life out of joan rivers."

let me guess. extensive JORT collection in the ole closet?

4/6/2008 3:27:22 PM