she got me for 9 months now

4/21/2008 9:41:35 PM

abort it.

4/21/2008 9:41:58 PM

dude PM me if you dont want it and wanna help me out with something i was just talking to my brother about on the phone

4/21/2008 9:44:15 PM

that may be the scariest thing i've ever read jackleg...

4/21/2008 9:45:43 PM

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"she got me for 9 months now "

or 18 years

4/21/2008 9:47:13 PM

didnt know they made those devices for bears

4/21/2008 9:47:31 PM

it wasn't spose to happen this way

i swear to god she got my semen from a jizz sock

4/21/2008 9:51:19 PM

ok ill just post it here

about 15 minutes ago, i was talking to my brother about how they did chest x-rays on people to test for TB bla bla, and the topic changed to how 30 years ago when my mom was pregnant with me, they did X-rays instead of ultrasound cause it was either unavailable or really expensive for the time or something

so (i thought) he was saying that i should go to the hospital i was born at (since its like 2 miles away) and see if they had x-ray pics of me as a baby, and get it made into a key chain

so i told him i'd go check and let him know

but it turns out he meant that i should get a baby skeleton and turn it into a key chain

4/21/2008 9:51:35 PM

well wouldn't you rather have a real baby skeleton than just a picture of one?

4/21/2008 9:53:58 PM

i don't even have a job, i graduate in 3 weeks and have an interview on friday

just more pressure to get it now i guess

damnit

4/21/2008 9:54:54 PM

NCSUJuno

4/21/2008 9:55:15 PM

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"well wouldn't you rather have a real baby skeleton than just a picture of one?"

maybe, if it was like MINE. but any other way and i think its illegal....

i just wasnt thinking at all that he was talking about a real skeleton when we were talking i just thought it would be cool to see a pic of skeleton baby me inside skeleton mommy

4/21/2008 9:58:00 PM

dave candy = semen?

4/21/2008 9:58:48 PM

searching for jackleg'z want to have a kid thread.

4/21/2008 9:59:52 PM

i wonder if they still have those rads after 2? years?

most states' laws only require them to keep them for like 5-7 years

4/21/2008 10:02:01 PM

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"i swear to god she got my semen from a jizz sock"

i can't believe you're acting like i wanted this to happen

4/21/2008 10:06:51 PM

whatever, its not mine. i know its not mine

ima call my lawyer in the morning

4/21/2008 10:11:01 PM

oh lawd

4/21/2008 10:11:45 PM

my bad, b

4/21/2008 10:12:03 PM

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"searching for jackleg'z want to have a kid thread."

ha, don't even go there. i'll rip the fucking throat out of ANYONE who hurts a little kid

and thats me being serious

4/21/2008 10:12:16 PM

WE HAD AN AGREEMENT!

4/21/2008 10:12:25 PM

the only reason i bring this shit to tww because i know you will deny bumping uglies with me but i know you will try and hit me up for money

4/21/2008 10:13:43 PM

I bet they're not as ugly as THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&

4/21/2008 10:14:25 PM

bbaaahhahaha you don't have no money!

imma balla... bitch i don't need you

4/21/2008 10:14:41 PM

4/21/2008 10:27:03 PM

look, if youre not going to take this pregnancy realistically then im not going to pay you shit

i thought you were kidding when i talked to you on the phone, now i know you are just fucking with me

4/21/2008 10:27:21 PM

don't play with my emotions

4/21/2008 10:29:09 PM

1) you are not going to berth a fucking hippy baby
2) i really think you are just messing around with me now
c) im going to punch you in the mouth when i see you next

4/21/2008 10:31:06 PM

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : hippie baby coming!!]

4/21/2008 10:37:27 PM

4/21/2008 10:56:33 PM

so... keychain?

4/21/2008 10:57:37 PM

huh?

4/21/2008 11:02:10 PM

oh lawd

4/22/2008 10:26:59 AM

COME MAKE ME A SAMMICH! MAMMA'S HUNGRY!!!

4/22/2008 10:36:05 AM

hungry for some cock

thats how we got in this predicament in the first place

4/22/2008 10:37:47 AM

i'm denying that we ever bumped uglies...

4/22/2008 10:39:34 AM

oh whatever, you can't deny that was the best 25 seconds of your life!

4/22/2008 10:42:47 AM

huh, i didn't know gimp could get pregnant

4/22/2008 10:46:19 AM

oh bigman, you are so clever

you can be the god father, as long as you don't play with his or her special parts

4/22/2008 10:48:27 AM

but i wanted EMCE as the god father...

4/22/2008 10:50:06 AM

hes the god mother, big man is the god father

4/22/2008 10:51:45 AM

pfft... i'm betting emce is the father... only time will tell....

4/22/2008 10:56:38 AM

i hope it is his, that way i won't have to deal with the little fucker

4/22/2008 11:01:14 AM

it's gonna come out drinking light beer and watchin' nascar... then you'll know

4/22/2008 11:03:25 AM

hahahahahaha

that made me laff

4/22/2008 11:04:09 AM

i have a factory for making more of me.. ha!

4/22/2008 12:25:46 PM

more like making more of me!

4/22/2008 12:32:31 PM

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"Come On Get Down (6:10:18 PM): i have whatever kinda baby i want!"

4/22/2008 6:17:21 PM

I just hope you quit smoking for the sake of the unborn baby that is growing in your uterus.

4/22/2008 6:21:36 PM

he don't want a fatty baby so shes going to keep smoking

NO FATTIES PLZ

4/22/2008 6:22:36 PM