5/2/2008 3:56:31 AM

you're welcome

5/2/2008 4:07:33 AM

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5/2/2008 4:08:27 AM

haha thats funny. I had JUST thought bout calling you but thought you wouldn't be awake

5/2/2008 4:17:18 AM

i went out to eat... my bill was 50 bucks pre-tax so i tipped 5 bucks.

5/2/2008 7:43:37 AM

woah big spender

5/2/2008 8:05:00 AM

more like woah big troller

5/2/2008 8:34:51 AM

true story though... the service wasn't very good... the woman was on meth.

5/2/2008 8:43:55 AM

Did you play her favorite song or something?

Either way, bitches love DJs

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 9:40 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 9:32:52 AM

more like woah big troller

5/2/2008 9:33:25 AM

shes a dumb ass, obviously.

5/2/2008 9:54:25 AM

I too would tip you $20 for playing "Everybody Dance Now" at Jackpot

5/2/2008 9:56:41 AM

here's the brilliant part

she asked for five songs

three of which i was going to play anyway

and it was her idea to play "high and dry" at 2:00 and that netted me four extra bucks

so she's okay in my book

her cuteness was merely a bonus

she told me her name but i forgot it :-/

5/2/2008 1:15:52 PM

man its tough not to ask customers out....i had that problem come up yesterday

5/2/2008 1:17:01 PM

i've got a girlfriend, so like i said, 'twas merely a bonus

but we have no rule against dating customers afaik

5/2/2008 1:31:43 PM

Do you ever rickroll people when you're DJing?

5/2/2008 1:38:39 PM

attn: people who call anything involving rick astley is "rickrolling".

stop it.

5/2/2008 1:39:45 PM

ATTN: rickrolling purists






Never gonna give you up....

5/2/2008 1:41:22 PM

yeah, it's only a rickroll if i fool them into thinking it's something else

which i guess could involve some mashup that i run and then cut into the real song

but that's a whole lot of work for something that never was and never will be funny

5/2/2008 1:41:49 PM

$7 and a phone number is essentially equivalent to $20, so i'm bumping this

5/29/2008 4:00:02 PM

5/29/2008 4:02:23 PM

you know what they say. $7 and a phone number will get you a starbucks.

5/29/2008 4:03:07 PM

why do you care if you get a number? you posted like 5 days ago how you had a gf

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 4:15 PM. Reason : i know cause i'm secretly gay and you are on my list of dudes 2 bwn]

5/29/2008 4:14:45 PM

i do have a gf

but what better confidence boost than a girl coming up to you and handing you her phone number

all these years of nerdiness are finally paying off

5/29/2008 4:18:38 PM

so i got another $20 thrown in the bucket last week

i meant to post then but i forgot

6/11/2008 4:30:23 PM

happened again

different girl, though

good times

7/24/2008 5:06:24 PM

I too would tip you $20 for playing "Everybody Dance Now" at Jackpot

7/24/2008 5:07:13 PM

when a girl tips you with her underwear, let me know

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 5:08 PM. Reason : ]

7/24/2008 5:07:46 PM

what is he, tom jones?

7/24/2008 5:08:07 PM

If stillfuchsia tips u her underwear Jackpot is gonna have to call HazMat

7/24/2008 5:08:56 PM

sex bomb, sex bomb
you're my sex bomb

7/24/2008 5:09:30 PM

i think if sf tipped me her 'loons i'd put them on my head

7/24/2008 5:09:36 PM

i've had girls go into the bathroom next to the dj booth and flash me

does that count

7/24/2008 5:09:50 PM

THAT always counts

7/24/2008 5:10:26 PM

depends on what was exposed

7/24/2008 5:10:37 PM

^^^I think it does

also I don't tip with undies, but there are indie girls who would

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 5:10 PM. Reason : .]

7/24/2008 5:10:41 PM

do you know these girls?

can i know these girls?

7/24/2008 5:11:16 PM

they all read hipinion

or so I figure

7/24/2008 5:11:56 PM

jackpot is funny cuz u can tell who walks in the door not knowing what kinda patrons frequent the jackpot

if they aint playin pool theyre gone in 3 minutes

with their high steppin club gear on

7/24/2008 5:13:15 PM

hmmm

but anyway, i think the point stands that underwear would be a weird tip

because when and wear did she take it off, etc. etc.

if she'd take her underwear off in the middle of a not-so-crowded bar, i'm not sure about her

7/24/2008 5:13:51 PM

i bring spares.

7/24/2008 5:14:20 PM

i'm indecisive. if i tipped with underwear i'd probably want it back. once i took my bra off at a concert and threw it into the crowd. i was half trying to be funny because i was bored. half drunk. and the bra was 100% uncomfortable (and unnecessary). but after i did it, i really regretted it because it was kind of an expensive bra. so now i try to control myself and when i take articles of clothing off, i put them in my purse. with the economy so bad i can't afford to buy new bras and underwear as frequently as i'd like.

7/24/2008 5:14:38 PM

I keep my hands, feet and underwear to myself in public.

7/24/2008 5:16:29 PM

that reminds me

this lameass douche in a polo shirt came in once

and was hitting on one of my friends who was sort of making the "erm, a little help" face toward me

so i ran down and kissed her or whatever, so she could give him some spiel

and then he comes up to the booth (i was playing blackalicious)

and starts freestyling at me with a really pissed-off look on his face

took all my energy not to fall out laughing

7/24/2008 5:16:46 PM

what kind of patrons do frequent the jackpot?

7/24/2008 5:16:54 PM

what's wrong with a polo shirt?

7/24/2008 5:17:41 PM

drunks
guitar players
hairdresses with tattoos
old black men
baristas
people who work at the rockford

^ nothing, but you can tell when it's the sort of person for which a polo is high formal wear as opposed to normal casual wear

7/24/2008 5:17:50 PM

^^nothing, except when in JACKPOT

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 5:18 PM. Reason : I've seen some friends of mine in polos there, it's not that snobby]

7/24/2008 5:18:05 PM

^^^^the ones who have class in Kamphoefner

and black homosexuals

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 5:19 PM. Reason : d]

7/24/2008 5:19:11 PM

see that's what i dont get.

all my friends and I grew up as indie as possible

but they still get the gear on to go to specific places, like shows or certain bars.

that's fucking stupid.

althought i do normally look totally out of place when i go to shows, i still sorta feel like i fit in.. but the pretentiousness is a total turn off, even for someone who has lived that life for a long.. long.. time.

7/24/2008 5:20:16 PM