toilet seats......


I have such a hard time convincing myself to get that close and personal w/ them. Once I do, I'm convinced that this just adds to the "sickness". I spen the entire time initially and upon repeat communions having an internal debate about whether its worth it.

Trashcans aren't an option, because you can't immediatly remove the puke.

5/5/2008 2:05:22 AM

5/5/2008 2:06:00 AM

i'm a sink thrower upper cause i dont like having to get on my knees and get my head near the toilet bowl....mine is usually liquidy enough to just go down the drain

5/5/2008 2:06:18 AM

You know what my thing with puking is? Some of it gets stuck up your nose, and no matter how much you blow your nose it doesn't all completely go away, so for the next hour or two you're stuck with the smell of vomit every time you breathe through your nose.

But you raise a good point with the toilet seat thing.

5/5/2008 2:07:35 AM

the trick is getting close enough to not splash puke all over the place whilst maintaining a comfortable distance from any asshairs on the rim.

5/5/2008 2:10:51 AM

just man up and hug the toilet.

5/5/2008 2:16:55 AM

the trick is learn how to hold your booze

5/5/2008 2:16:59 AM

OK


too, bad I barely drink anymore. I'm talking more about actually being sick.


Puking =/= being shitfaced

5/5/2008 2:18:54 AM

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"the trick is learn how to hold your booze flu"

5/5/2008 2:20:10 AM

^^ if you're sick then you should be puking at your place, is your own bathroom that bad man...

5/5/2008 2:29:56 AM

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"the trick is learn how to hold your booze clean your damn bathroom on a regular basis"

5/5/2008 8:32:32 AM

the worst is the shits and the barfs, together.

I had that last year when that nasty norovirus was going around. good thing the shower was close enough to the toilet that I could sit and lean over into the shower at the same time. Just turned the shower on hot and it was relatively easy to clean up.

5/5/2008 8:42:45 AM

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"You know what my thing with puking is? Some of it gets stuck up your nose, and no matter how much you blow your nose it doesn't all completely go away, so for the next hour or two you're stuck with the smell of vomit every time you breathe through your nose."

I'm in that boat. Fucking hate it.

5/5/2008 9:14:27 AM

just barf in disposable rubbermaid containers. then freeze them, and when someone goes to thaw out that delicious leftover brunswick stew...

SURPRISE

5/5/2008 9:54:46 AM

I knew a guy when he gets drunk, he sits on the toilet sit like he's taking a shit and passes out.

5/5/2008 1:10:44 PM

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"I had that last year when that nasty norovirus was going around. good thing the shower was close enough to the toilet that I could sit and lean over into the shower at the same time. Just turned the shower on hot and it was relatively easy to clean up."

I had that too

toilet + trashcan was the only way I could manage

5/5/2008 1:12:56 PM

i can't puke. No matter how sick or drunk i get.

However, if i take a wiff of toilet, i can instantly

5/5/2008 1:15:38 PM

See, I'm all about puking.

If I feel like I need to hurl, I do it and get it over with. Gimmie a snot-rag, a towel, a drink, and move on.

5/5/2008 1:18:55 PM

^^you can't even pull the trigger yourself? I thought everyone had a gag reflex.

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"if you're sick then you should be puking at your place, is your own bathroom that bad man..."

My thoughts exactly.

5/5/2008 1:22:02 PM

when i'm really really sick and puking my face off, i cease to give a shit how dirty the toilet is...now i'm not talking about a public bathroom or something cause i'd rather just yack on the floor or out back...but if its my place or a friends place, etc...its plenty clean for puking in

5/5/2008 1:24:04 PM

i let it go in the sink

5/5/2008 1:27:33 PM

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"good thing the shower was close enough to the toilet that I could sit and lean over into the shower at the same time"

yeah, I'm lucky my shower is that close too

5/5/2008 1:28:41 PM

Plus, nothing feels better than a clean cold toilet when you're sick.

5/5/2008 1:33:34 PM

This ruins my chances with Jen.

i have putrid farts.

5/5/2008 1:42:39 PM

wuss

[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 1:44 PM. Reason : clean your shit yo]

5/5/2008 1:44:21 PM

wut? putrid farts ftw

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"I thought everyone had a gag reflex."

well, im sure i do, but.......

5/5/2008 1:45:27 PM