yes she's a girl.

this is creepy though, yikes.

5/6/2008 1:10:31 AM

you know what they say

stank it and flank it

5/6/2008 1:11:07 AM

lol, no way man!

Although this is just a temporary place to live (less than another year, hopefully less than 3) I am not into it. She's cute but not my type.

she's pretty drunk, and keeps rubbing her boobs on me and grabbing my arm/hand and doesn't want me to go to bed.

Cute but not my type

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 1:20 AM. Reason : k]

5/6/2008 1:20:19 AM

This demands a picture

5/6/2008 1:20:51 AM

GO AWAY, BOOBIES

I AM ON THE WOLF WEBS!

5/6/2008 1:21:23 AM

unless you have a gf, don't be a fag

5/6/2008 1:21:41 AM

damn, i've tried like 5 times and i can't get a good reply to this thing

but, post pics

5/6/2008 1:22:22 AM

Quote :

"stank it and flank it"

you were able get something out of the nonsense I sent your way?

good job

5/6/2008 1:22:42 AM

unless you have a gf, dont be a fag

5/6/2008 1:23:14 AM

This demands a picture

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 1:24 AM. Reason : (also, shes wanted to fuck you all along, now she was an excuse)]

5/6/2008 1:23:38 AM

is she fat?

5/6/2008 1:23:57 AM

I don't have any photos of her, but she's medium height, 30, redish brownish hair, green eyes, small boobs, medium butt, fairly thin body.

And all this after I just went over in detail my over night date from Saturday night, lol.

5/6/2008 1:24:01 AM

dude beat the breaks off. i call shenanigans unless you really do love the penis

5/6/2008 1:24:36 AM

myspace? facebook? come on dude

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 1:24 AM. Reason : ]

5/6/2008 1:24:47 AM

oh god

this this the same dude who did that match.com thing...

seriously dude, grow a pair and stop fucking e-whining

5/6/2008 1:25:04 AM

I am angry at this thread

5/6/2008 1:26:17 AM

^&^^&^^^I appreciate that you guys recall my recent history, but there's really no need for me to nail my roommate. Its nothing but trouble and there's nothing shameful in NOT hitting every female that asks for it.

If anyone in this thread is sexually frustrated i apologize. But this girl's not worth a world of shit/awkward moments.

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 1:28 AM. Reason : I miss the one]

5/6/2008 1:28:10 AM

Quote :

"GO AWAY, BOOBIES I AM ON THE WOLF WEBS!"

HAHAHHA

my roommate is chatty and I am very drunk

5/6/2008 1:28:58 AM

the important thing is...

why are you telling us?

to appear like a eunuch... gay... a women?

5/6/2008 1:29:04 AM

paging FredNCSU, he is experienced in these matters of nyc roomys.

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 1:31 AM. Reason : something about if there's milk in the kitchen...]

5/6/2008 1:29:29 AM

why would things be awkward ? wtf are ya'll 11 ? i mean it's not like you saw her boobies in the girls bathroom or some shit. buck up and be adult about it. Awkwardness is probably the worst excuse i've ever heard. although i agree you dont -need- to nail her if you dont want to.

5/6/2008 1:33:15 AM

fuck buddies

5/6/2008 1:33:53 AM

No one ever needs to nail anyone, unless they're drunk and rubbing their peaks all over you and holding your arm.

5/6/2008 1:34:47 AM

I don't want to sleep with her, wtf's so hard to understand about that, lol. Just b/c she's a girl doesn't mean I have to nail her.

Now if I was still living in SoHo with the stripper and the waitress that I barely knew it'd be another story. This is a girl i've been semi friends with for 8 months or so.

5/6/2008 1:34:53 AM

I've learned that sex doesn't necessarily ruin a friendship.

5/6/2008 1:35:53 AM

i still say that's a dumb excuse. leaving it at "i dont want to" would be much better.

5/6/2008 1:36:08 AM

eh, whatever.

bed time

I've got a nother good thread to start about a woman and heartache, but I can't post it for another hour so it'll have to wait for another day.

5/6/2008 1:39:40 AM

try not to suck any dick on the way there

5/6/2008 1:45:06 AM

I feel you tkeKeg. If you want to be friends with her(like actually hang out), don't do it. More than likely she has friends that are significantly hotter than her that you'll get to meet down the road.

LongTermInvestment

5/6/2008 1:47:10 AM

eh, from what i can tell she doesn't. at least not friends that aren't engaged/married.

^^love your Clerks quote btw.

5/6/2008 1:48:08 AM

god, can you be any more gay?

5/6/2008 1:48:23 AM

Quote :

"try not to suck any dick on the way there"

5/6/2008 1:50:01 AM

get some stank on your hang low

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 1:51 AM. Reason : a]

5/6/2008 1:50:32 AM

I wonder if I should add the disclaimer that my OTHER roommate is her best friend and is a guy. (to answer the obligatory question, yes i can take him)

5/6/2008 1:51:53 AM

THE-TEG, on second thought, just fucking do it. Get hammered too or whatever is necessary

5/6/2008 1:56:09 AM

Quote :

"yes i can take him"

to bed???

5/6/2008 1:58:58 AM

ask him if he wants to go for an Eiffel Tower

5/6/2008 2:02:03 AM

or a Rusty Trombone

5/6/2008 2:08:15 AM

Quote :

"GO AWAY, BOOBIES I AM ON THE WOLF WEBS! "

LOL....dude.....come on

5/6/2008 2:12:22 AM

another closet homo frat boy? Really?

5/6/2008 2:36:38 AM

It's going to be awkward either way tomorrow. I wonder how long this has been pent up?

5/6/2008 2:41:01 AM

so now she knows hes either 1)gay, 2)thinking she's unnatractive

either way you didn't get laid and you lose, good call

5/6/2008 2:48:50 AM

tiki-tegg gets the entire failblog dedicated to him! boo you, sir!

5/6/2008 2:56:46 AM

put it in her butt

5/6/2008 4:05:36 AM

Fine words Drunk. Fine words.

5/6/2008 4:25:08 AM

Quote :

"I've learned that sex doesn't necessarily ruin a friendship."

I concur. I'm in that situation right now. I've been friends with this chick for years and we fuck occasionally, no big deal, and we are really good friends. So, I'm thinking that if you aren't gonna hit it, your roommate is.

5/6/2008 7:24:49 AM

Quote :

"there's nothing shameful in NOT hitting every female that asks for it"

I knew it. I knew it the day I saw the Brittany Spears posters in your room

5/6/2008 7:39:58 AM

I think you are a pure gentleman in not doing what she obviously wants.

I know you are a pure fag for not doing what the wolf web obviously wants.

5/6/2008 8:27:22 AM

i agree with the post a few posts above mine..... it's still gonna be awkward. when she sobers up and realizes you didnt sleep with her, she's gonna konw you think she is ugly, and it's gonna piss her off

so not only did you not sleep with her, you will still get shit for it. good going.

5/6/2008 8:35:22 AM

even if you have a gf, don't be a fag

5/6/2008 8:38:01 AM