the kids in trouble. got his girlfriend preggars. they both are in the 11th grade. i told him abortion isn't so bad. this kid was totally against it. he's no looking for a job before telling his mom. i suggested they both decide to tell their parents now as oppossed to 4 months from now.


should i just go and tell his mom the next time i see her in the hallway? should i not say anything? i hate seeing this kid throw his life away with a kid at 17.

5/7/2008 9:15:19 AM

No, it's not your decision, or your business.

5/7/2008 9:17:08 AM

you should punch that bitch in the stomach g, go ahead and take care of it for him like a real man

5/7/2008 9:17:23 AM

I'd say tell him mom, but not all families are stable enough for outside intervention. The day after you tell them, you may see the police and yellow tape all around your neighbors' place. We're talking potential dead parents, dead 17years olds, maybe a fetus up in the mix. Just leave it alone and take no part in it.

5/7/2008 9:18:01 AM

Well his biggest problem is that he is coming to you for advice.

The best thing you could do for the kid is never speak to him again.

5/7/2008 9:18:20 AM

The singer of one of my bands got his g/f preggers, they had the kid (which might be detrimental to society; that kid has no chance (bad genes)), but put it up for adoption instead of aborting it. Tell him to go that route at least, unless the parents shotgun wed them motherfuckers. If they don't keep it, buy that dumb ass some condoms and tell him to pull out or do anal (butt babies ftw).

[Edited on May 7, 2008 at 9:19 AM. Reason : o.0]

5/7/2008 9:18:29 AM

I hear tell that two birth control pills taken at the same time are just like the morning after pill.

Crush up dos pills, put them in a drink for her, there ya go

5/7/2008 9:18:46 AM

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"BUTT BABIES FTW"

5/7/2008 9:20:09 AM

I think they will end up telling their parents so I would not worry about that.

I think this kid should have thought about the possibility of having a kid when he decided to have sex without a condom. He purposely ruined his own life so don't blame a child by aborting it, so just my opinion, I think that was bad advice A718. They don't have to keep the child bc adoption is an option and abortion takes more of an emotional toll on people (especially women and if they already don't want to abort it).

5/7/2008 9:26:53 AM

buy him the juno dvd

5/7/2008 9:29:46 AM

^ 10/10

having babies can be fun! THUNDERCATS GOOOOOOO!

5/7/2008 9:31:22 AM

I AM SO PRO ABORTION

5/7/2008 10:11:25 AM

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"I hear tell that two birth control pills taken at the same time are just like the morning after pill. Crush up dos pills, put them in a drink for her, there ya go"

ahahahahaha no.

5/7/2008 10:13:29 AM

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"buy him the juno dvd "

i may do that. he told me he definitely wants keep his kid and the girl wants it too. he's Columbian, but i've noticed hispanics think like that. my first reaction is just naturally to call a clinic and schedule an abortion. i wonder what that really says about me ... but under his circumstance i think abortion is the most expedient resolution and there's less toll in the long run. but then i digress, this kid skips school with his girlfriend and they stay at his house while his mother's at work smoking pot and watching tv.

i think poor parenting is the cause of this . . . i told the kid to talk to his mother. it's just weird cause we're neighbors.

it's bullshit.

5/7/2008 11:55:42 AM

you know what else is bullshit? this bogus thread

5/7/2008 12:02:30 PM

Tell him that if he doesn't tell his parents within a week, you will tell them.

5/7/2008 12:03:27 PM

rent juno

5/7/2008 12:06:57 PM

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"Well his biggest problem is that he is coming to you for advice. "

wins

5/7/2008 12:17:11 PM

fuck all the advice so far B, you ought to go knock that bitch up again and repreg that shit, word up. keep it Alpha, B

5/7/2008 12:18:10 PM

tell his mom.

but leave a postage note in their mailbox. kids never check mailbockeses

5/7/2008 12:19:28 PM

oooh man. don't tell the mom. he's got a kid coming- he can handle this shit.

5/7/2008 12:28:03 PM

Shitty lazy, low paid parents (hispanic is pretty stereotypical for this, but alas, it happens to everyone). Young stupid, stupid, stupid fucking highschoolers. And an unwanted, but kept baby. This family is doomed and will be absolutely worthless to society. Firebomb the house. No seriously, do it.

5/7/2008 12:34:50 PM

They need to tell their folks now.

I wouldn't even talk to him again till he did that.

[Edited on May 7, 2008 at 12:47 PM. Reason : ...]

5/7/2008 12:46:51 PM

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT? GET THE FUCK OUT A718 YOU KEEP SAYING YOU ARE GOING TO LEAVE BUT YOU'RE STILL FUCKING HERE :MAD: GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU LAME FUCKING TROLL

5/7/2008 12:49:10 PM

hey look, xsmp is getting pissy over someone

5/7/2008 12:49:55 PM

KEEP IT ALPHA, B

5/7/2008 12:51:25 PM

sober46an3 = stupid gay neophyte

that'll show him!

5/7/2008 12:57:45 PM

what's this ALPHA bullsh!t?

anyways, the kid is pretty middle-class i suppose. his father's Dutch, but they're seperated. his mom is actually hot. for some reason most Columbian mom's are total MILFs.

everytime when i see his mom she's either headed to the beach or to the gym. i think they're well off ... the kids just used poor judgement.

i mean they were fucking w/no condoms . . . apparently he busted off in it.

5/7/2008 1:01:38 PM

So what are the percentages of cumming in a chick and her coming up preggars. i think this may have had a lot to do with the girl being 17. i mean at 17 the body's naturally ready to get preggars. any close proximity to sperm and the vag cavity results in a kid.

it's common knowlegde. how can anyone not know this? i'm not going to tell the guys mom or advocate an abortion. i guess i'll chalk this up to lesson learned from someone else's mistake.

5/7/2008 4:10:02 PM

go the fuck away already

5/7/2008 4:11:46 PM

i'm pretty sure its 66.66 (repeating of course) % for any two random individuals.

5/7/2008 4:12:00 PM

maybe i'll use 2 5 condoms for extra protection.

5/7/2008 4:12:35 PM

Oh lawd,

5/7/2008 4:12:35 PM

think you could hook me up with the mom?

5/7/2008 4:13:30 PM

the mom is ultra-hot. always wears the workout tights and sports bra. she's a workout animal.

5/7/2008 4:29:03 PM

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"you know what else is bullshit? this bogus thread"

5/7/2008 4:59:41 PM

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"you should punch that bitch in the stomach g, go ahead and take care of it for him like a real man"

5/7/2008 5:05:53 PM

hit it raw dog

5/7/2008 5:07:20 PM

why don't you see if you can knock the mom up too? then you can raise them kids like twins, b.

5/7/2008 5:29:54 PM

he just came over and smoked a blunt. the girl told her mom. her mom is for an abortion. the daughter is convinced now. it's settled. he cried, while we smoked the blunt. sort of awkward.

5/8/2008 12:10:54 AM

just grab a gun and kill him

5/8/2008 12:11:59 AM

i thought you quit

5/8/2008 4:01:54 AM

^^^Poor parenting? How about lack of any responsible male figure?

5/8/2008 4:56:31 AM

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"he cried, while we smoked the blunt. sort of awkward."

Amsterdam is already a better father than at least half of them out there. Hahaha

5/8/2008 7:25:46 AM

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"How about lack of any responsible male figure? "

is that what's required to have the common sense at age 17 to put a fucking condom on?

5/8/2008 8:36:38 AM

^Not so sure about you, but I never had any female tell me what a condom was, or that I should use one.

I give condoms to my 17 year old neighbor on a weekly basis. I have also driven him to school, talked to him about getting more involved in school, and not blaze with him.

5/8/2008 8:40:23 AM

^^ No, because I had one and didn't use condoms that often. But at that age, I was in a 2 year relationship and the chick was on b/c and I always busted the money shot! Ooooh yeah!

[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 8:42 AM. Reason : -.^]

5/8/2008 8:42:00 AM

Shit, this story brings the darker side of you g.
good read, tell him to keep it jungle,b

5/8/2008 8:50:25 AM

^ what darker side ? this sh!t just doesn't happen. who gets their 17 yr old gf preggars?

at that age. i had one girlfriend who was on BC. i smashed it raw and came in the box, but she was on the pill. after that age and that relationship i used a condom for like the next 10 years.

5/8/2008 10:04:40 AM

2nd floor apartment?

5/8/2008 11:34:53 AM