he ended up joining the army




this is what hes supposed to look like according to the movie

5/10/2008 3:20:36 PM

well hopefully he can get with jenny, not get the die slow and have a happy life



thanks to that guy for volunteering for the military

5/10/2008 3:21:58 PM

glad to be here

proud to serve

5/10/2008 3:22:20 PM

i wish army people liked to talk about the people they've killed...i've asked like 4 people and they just tell me either "i'm not telling anyone" or "i shot at people but i dont know if i killed them"

5/10/2008 3:25:05 PM

translation

"im an admin bitch"

5/10/2008 3:25:34 PM

I've got grunt friends that have bragged about how they can launch a grenade into a car window and blow people up

5/10/2008 3:27:16 PM

sounds like r pilots

5/10/2008 3:27:39 PM

5/10/2008 3:29:29 PM

???

5/10/2008 3:30:17 PM

pot kettle motherfucker

You clearly look like you ride the short bus on your way to the downy school.

5/10/2008 3:34:56 PM

I've always kinda likened him to a tww forrest gump


but one with no fame, money, hot girl

and most people don't like him


and no fake legs too

5/10/2008 3:37:03 PM

haha pot kettle? that doesnt even make sense if you read this thread

[Edited on May 10, 2008 at 3:40 PM. Reason : ^haha...thats funny and sad]

5/10/2008 3:39:14 PM

lol

I don't hate ya tho yo

5/10/2008 3:42:06 PM

yeah i aint got no beef

only beef i got is with aksnoopy cause shes a cunt

5/10/2008 3:43:00 PM

Quote :

"i wish army people liked to talk about the people they've killed...i've asked like 4 people and they just tell me either "i'm not telling anyone" or "i shot at people but i dont know if i killed them""

the people (like colter pointed out) that LIKE to talk about the people they killed in the army shouldnt be allowed to be in the army at all. we dont need those type of fucks.

5/10/2008 3:43:30 PM

some people join to kill bad guys

it's ok to have people not afraid to do the deed


I'm pretty sure after you've killed enough people you look at it differently or else it would bother you in your personal life

(I know some fucked up vietnam era rangers and sf guys)

[Edited on May 10, 2008 at 3:46 PM. Reason : the military is a war machine, not a desk job for the most part]

5/10/2008 3:46:03 PM

channel 58 in raleigh talking about it now

5/12/2008 6:41:18 AM

Quote :

"FORT RILEY,Kan. (AP) — As a boy, Michael Conner Humphreys made a splash on the silver screen as "Young Forrest Gump." Humphreys said he chose not to chase an acting career as a child because he liked school and was content to continue growing up in the South."

Maybe I'm missing something, but since when is Kansas considered part of the South?

5/12/2008 6:54:24 AM

maybe hes stationed in kansas?

5/12/2008 7:05:36 AM