after recovering from the women's softball game on espn I decided to go ahead and risk driving to walmart to get a wristwatch and a card for my mom.

Got season 5 of ATHF and it has sweet ass stickers inside. one of them is a guy who just a giant brown dick with feet. i missed that one i guess.

AND I ALSO FOUND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS

so after looking around for people who looked like they had lost something (im not trusting the walmart lost/found sry) I also got the MST3K The Movie movie

and god of war for the psp.

It has naked ladies in it and ten minutes in there is a humping mini-game! WITH TWO CHICKS

AND YESTERDAY A CUTE GIRL PICKED OUT MY PORN FOR ME AND GAVE ME HER NUMBER IF I HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS BUT I THINK SHE IS MARRIED BUT IM NOT SAYING SHIT TILL SHE DOES

5/10/2008 11:22:59 PM

best day ever?

5/10/2008 11:26:26 PM

without a doubt, this could very well be the best day ever after beating it to a woman's softball game. not only is there talk about naked girls, but there is potential for REAL naked girls if this porn girl is a whore.

5/10/2008 11:33:13 PM

u skipped the part about finding 200 bucks

5/10/2008 11:34:06 PM

i thought about adding that but i didnt want to just summarize the whole post so i deleted it and added the "after beating it to a woman's softball game" part.

oh, and i'll admit, i thought about beating it to that very same softball game. dem bitches were hott!

[Edited on May 10, 2008 at 11:38 PM. Reason : hotttttttt]

5/10/2008 11:36:46 PM

two hundred and thirty dollars*

so after my trip and two unexpected purchases and a full tank of gas I was still up about a hundred and twenty something.
that was more than my last paycheck

SHH dont tell porngirl

5/10/2008 11:44:51 PM

quite the turn around - from pathetic to awesome even tho wal-mart was involved.

5/10/2008 11:52:44 PM

is this what they call a tour de force

5/11/2008 12:07:54 AM

what is an ass sticker

5/11/2008 12:09:37 AM

OH MY SWEET TITS

CARL AND LITTLE CARL FROM SPACEGHOST ARE IN AN EPISODE

5/11/2008 10:07:44 AM

OH LAWD

IS I IN HEAVEN?

5/11/2008 11:09:22 AM

5/11/2008 4:42:13 PM

I SUWANNEE

5/11/2008 4:42:46 PM

if it wasn't raining I would go outside and play. but today isn't such a bad day either. god of war is really good

5/11/2008 6:13:55 PM

I am happy for you Fermie.

I had a fun day yesterday too.


It ended with a smashed hot dog in my purse.

5/11/2008 6:16:33 PM

ahh i think i "get" it

5/11/2008 6:35:46 PM

That's not a euphemism.



It was a leftover from a cook out.

5/11/2008 6:37:17 PM

as you may know, im rich now
id buy you a new one but you know

5/11/2008 6:38:53 PM

You can mail me a check for one dollar and fifty cents.

5/11/2008 6:41:03 PM

ok

5/11/2008 6:46:24 PM