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"The black and white Friesian bullock weighs well over a ton and at the same height as a small elephant, casts a shadow over his cattle companions who are about 5ft."

In other news, the dairy claims no hormones were used in the raising of their cows.

5/13/2008 2:15:37 PM

egads.

Steak, anyone?

5/13/2008 2:16:17 PM

I thought this thread was about LivinProof78

5/13/2008 2:16:22 PM

selective breeding is probably the more likely cause...

she'll be getting a lot of offers to be cloned

5/13/2008 2:17:24 PM

5/13/2008 2:18:34 PM

^^^i hate you so much

5/13/2008 3:37:43 PM

^^ OMFG! NO WAI!?!?! That's my ex-g/f, how'd you find her? Fucking her was like having sex with a couch that someone spilled some hot tea on. You know, find the warm wet spot and go at it.

5/13/2008 3:40:08 PM

sell it to The Angus Barn

5/13/2008 3:40:54 PM

5/13/2008 3:41:07 PM

I don't know about y'all, but I don't care for steak off a dairy cow. I prefer BEEF cattle.

Also, just how tall is a 'small elephant'? That is not a very good write up. It gave us the height of a typical dairy cow, and just said that this guy is as tall 'as a small elephant'... And small is relative, so HOW FREAKING TALL IS THIS COW?!?!?!?!

5/13/2008 4:04:51 PM

I searched for it, got this story

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news-feed/2008/05/13/coo-what-a-big-boy-86908-20416179/

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" Coo! What A Big Boy May 13 2008 By Karen Bale Giant Friesian Towers 6ft 6in Tall A GIANT bull named Chilli is set to be named Britain's tallest bovine. The black and white Friesian stands 6ft 6in and weighs well over a ton. He is the same height as a small elephant and casts a shadow over his cattle companions who are a mere 5ft tall. To balance him on a set of scales, you would need 12 newborn elephants, five adult gorillas or 1.5 Smart cars. Despite his stature, nine-year-old Chilli only grazes on grass and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat. The bullock lives at the Ferne Animal Sanctuary in Chard, Somerset. Staff hope the Guinness Book Of Records will confirm he's the UK's tallest. Manager Naomi Clarke said: "A farmer decided he didn't want Chilli so dumped him on our doorstep at six days old. "He is a very friendly and gentle cow so we hopes he manages to break the record - he deserves it." "

5/13/2008 4:06:45 PM

Ehh, it's from a UK source, 87.8% chance it is fake

5/13/2008 4:06:49 PM

Quote :

" Despite his stature, nine-year-old Chilli only grazes on grass and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat."

So he eats grass, and residents of Sweden?

5/13/2008 4:45:20 PM

that's the secret to his height!

5/13/2008 4:46:12 PM

Good thing he's a bull....I'd hate to have to castrate that thing.


Take some logging chain to get them watermelons off him.

5/13/2008 5:31:57 PM

Steak, anyone?

5/13/2008 6:07:21 PM

aha he's not a bull anymore!! Bullocks are bulls that have been castrated later in life!

5/13/2008 6:40:33 PM

that cow's almost as tall as me

holy cow dude

5/13/2008 8:30:15 PM

they didn't use hormones just as marion jones, barry bonds, roger clemens, and mark mcguire didnt

5/13/2008 8:33:33 PM

seconds after this photo was taken, GigantoCow ate the woman who dared touch him

5/13/2008 8:35:39 PM

^^^^ Guess I need to read farther than the first couple of sentences.

[Edited on May 13, 2008 at 8:36 PM. Reason : adsg]

5/13/2008 8:36:05 PM

it's not a cow. it's a bull (or was).

5/13/2008 8:47:21 PM

My sister has never used Photoshop before and it didn't take her more than two seconds to determine it was fake.

What does that say about you.

5/13/2008 9:42:36 PM

so is she hot?

5/13/2008 9:43:42 PM

hotter than I am

5/13/2008 9:45:17 PM

how about compared to the cow/bull?

5/13/2008 9:47:34 PM

Women don't compare to bulls unless you're on TWW.

5/13/2008 9:50:19 PM

well we are, aren't we?

5/13/2008 9:52:32 PM

I'm not.

I'm in my own little world over here, loverman.

5/13/2008 9:53:13 PM

look.

i just want to know how your sister compares with that bull so i can decided beforehand if i would sleep with her or not if i ever ran into her.

ok.

5/13/2008 9:56:28 PM

So if she was slightly more attractive than a bull, you'd bwn her just for that?

You sicko.

5/13/2008 9:58:54 PM

Quote :

"FREEDOM OF ACTION"

5/13/2008 10:07:05 PM

Mooooo bitches

5/13/2008 10:20:40 PM