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I just made this up tonight after seeing what was on sale at food lion:

STRAWBERRY BANANA CREAM DAIQUIRI
1 part strawberry daiquiri mix
1 part silver rum
1 part cool whip
1 to 1.5 parts ice
a banana or two (depending on how big your parts are)

Throw it all in a good blender and liquefy the hell out of it.

Sure, perhaps it is a chick drink, but who cares? Stuff is good.

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 2:03 AM. Reason : use 151 to make it more manly]

5/18/2008 2:01:15 AM

appletini

5/18/2008 2:02:05 AM

penis alotta

5/18/2008 2:07:24 AM

Tried a grapes of wrath at a DC bar, and have yet found another that makes it, and the home version just wasn't as good. It was soo good at the bar that I had 4 and was drunk before I knew what hit me.

5/18/2008 2:55:33 AM

Blue Martini here in Raleigh makes a pretty good Grapes of Wrath.

Quote :

"GRAPES OF WRATH Ketel One, Black raspberry with Cranberry, Sour & Sprite"

http://www.bluemartiniraleigh.com/menu.asp#Martinis

5/18/2008 3:01:37 AM

^^ had that at several bars in DC and ATL

Blue Curacao and Vodka shots
fill the rest of the glass up to 3/4ths with Cranberry juice + Grape juice
other 1/4 with Coke
splash of Pineapple juice on top


^ hmmm, totally different from what I had

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 3:02 AM. Reason : d]

5/18/2008 3:01:40 AM

^^OMG I <3 you!! Gonna have to check that place out when I get back to Raleigh... wanna go with? lol

5/18/2008 3:03:04 AM

chilled grape martini at ruby tuesdays aint bad
white grape juice
ciroc vodka
bar syrup
shake until shaker frosts and you have ice crystals
pour into chilled martini glass
frozen red grape garnish

5/18/2008 3:04:33 AM

^ oooohh sounds good. I always have a difficult time figuring out what I want and end up just getting a long lsland.

5/18/2008 3:07:26 AM

they also make a tennessee tea with jack as the base for a stiff drink

5/18/2008 3:08:18 AM

greatest shot ever is an Oatmeal Cookie (decently strong too)

1/5 shot Jagermeister
1/5 shot Goldschlager
1/5 shot Bacardi 151
1/5 shot Kahlua
1/5 shot Bailey's

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 3:09 AM. Reason : f]

5/18/2008 3:08:21 AM

nooo, buttery nipples are way better!! lol

5/18/2008 3:09:07 AM

Rockin' Wagon

Vodka Martini (with olive) chilled to an almost painful level

5/18/2008 3:09:45 AM

I could drink 20 buttery nipples and not feel a thing, waste of money

5/18/2008 3:10:02 AM

cement mixer

5/18/2008 3:10:36 AM

but they taste soooooo gooooodddd...i want one...plus not a fan of jager, can't stand the stink.

5/18/2008 3:11:10 AM

best shot i've ever had i have no idea how to make

i know it had carolans irish cream, tarantula azule tequila, and one other liquor

if i could figure out the third liquor i'd head to the liquor store in the morning and spend all day tomorrow figuring out the proportions

sum bitch went down like candy

5/18/2008 3:11:16 AM

^^^ hahaha


ryan (blasphemour) and I used to do cum rags: everclear, half and half and salt haha




and I bought Jackleg a glass of everclear and milk before

^^ fucking woman

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 3:12 AM. Reason : d]

5/18/2008 3:11:35 AM

My dad likes buttery nipples. Actually, I think he just likes saying that.

5/18/2008 3:11:46 AM

it's the sipping tequila's fault
liquid crack i say

5/18/2008 3:12:05 AM

^^^

5/18/2008 3:12:45 AM

Haha, sure just let me know. I was actually talking about this with some friends of mine a few days ago odd enough. We used to go there all the time; it's been a long time since. They have half-priced Mondays so you can get your fair share.

5/18/2008 3:13:41 AM

cum rags for the lose

5/18/2008 3:13:43 AM

i had it written down (the liquors, since the guy refused to give me the proportions) but that went bye when i washed my wallet

5/18/2008 3:13:44 AM

lean cuisini = mixer + beer + lean cuisine

5/18/2008 3:14:10 AM

woops

5/18/2008 3:14:17 AM

5^

5/18/2008 3:15:44 AM

I was skeptical of cool whip blended into drinks at first, but damn.

5/18/2008 1:17:18 PM

I make a really good appletini with goldschlager instead of vodka.

5/18/2008 3:26:44 PM

if you strain the gold flakes out of a bottle of goldschlager you can get sell it for about 3.22 american

5/18/2008 3:31:46 PM

Drinking a frozen margarita right now.

5/29/2008 10:46:21 PM

wonder how many fruity drinks blasphemour's had so far

5/29/2008 10:46:51 PM

wtf? they may be faggoty, but they are deliciously faggoty

5/29/2008 10:48:21 PM

i just drank a bottle of white zinfadel not real fruity but faggoty nonetheless

5/29/2008 11:12:33 PM

drink called the wimbledon at tallula's restuarant in arlington, va

it's a pink concoction with vodka of some kind....


best (and most important) is the fact that the rim of the glass is lined with pop rocks

greatest thing ever!

5/29/2008 11:19:57 PM

I made up a drink

amaretto
gin
triplesec
orange/pineapple
cran
margerita mix

5/29/2008 11:25:00 PM

Quote :

"use 151 to make it more manly"

Nothing could make that drink manly except to drink it out of a girl's snatch.

5/29/2008 11:45:43 PM

yeah that was a joke

5/30/2008 11:07:19 AM

Quote :

"greatest shot ever is an Oatmeal Cookie (decently strong too) 1/5 shot Jagermeister 1/5 shot Goldschlager 1/5 shot Bacardi 151 1/5 shot Kahlua 1/5 shot Bailey's "

Is that one of the drinks that doesn't seem like it would taste like its namesake from the ingredients but then it really does? Because it sounds yummy.

5/30/2008 11:17:39 AM

Not sure if that was the exact recipe, but the ones I have had do, in fact, taste like oatmeal cookies. Quite surprising.

5/30/2008 11:35:20 AM

Our friend had a smoker's cough bought for him on his 21st. I'm thinking it was a dick move and he just made it up because he mixed a shot of jager with mayonnaise and ended his birthday night by sending him to the bathroom. Has anyone else ever heard of doing this?

5/30/2008 11:41:46 AM

Frozen Orange Dreamsicle

1/3 cup frozen orange juice concentrate
1/2 cup vodka
1/2 cup vanilla ice cream
2/3 cup of ice

Blend well

Makes 16 oz of yummy goodness for 90+ degree weather.

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 5:52 PM. Reason : ]

6/6/2008 5:51:40 PM

i wish I could order some of these drinks at the bars

I'll have to stick with beer and straight shots to retain my mancards

6/6/2008 5:56:24 PM

this chick bought me some drinks/shots, one was a shot that you dumped in red bull and chugged. it was pretty good but wasn't a jager bomb...

6/6/2008 5:58:04 PM

I had daquiris and pina coladas last night

6/6/2008 5:58:31 PM

You had penis alotta.

Made with penis.

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 5:59 PM. Reason : REAL PENIS]

6/6/2008 5:59:10 PM

how much?
[/lame joke]

6/6/2008 6:08:37 PM

Not fruity, but still probably faggotty:

Frappuccinno

1 shot of Patron XO Cafe, (Kahlúa Especial would work too)
1 shot of Irish cream liqueur
1 shot of silver rum
~4 ounces of ice

Blend until smooth and frothy

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ]

7/19/2008 4:07:11 PM