For most of my life I fully supported Odin kicking the piss out of Zeus. I mean he's got THOR for one fucking thing. Even his button-men can go on a fishing trip and casually murder the World-Serpent without running out of bait.

Then I started really thinking about how all the norse gods were just a bunch of yes-men (cept for Thor. Thor was all like "FUCK YOU ODIN, I DO WHAT I WANT". And plus, by all accounts, Odin only had one fucking eye. He was a GIMP.

Zeus and his posse' though were all pretty much on equal footing (except for the women, surprise) But their awesomeness is always under threat of being usurped by an even more badass gang of gods called the Titans. The titans were (in essence) the Great grandparents of the Greek gods and, like all old people, were REALLY pissed off all the time and had great swollen knuckles that could crack pecans whole-shell. The Titans ruled earth for so much longer than the Greek gods that they could rememeber when all of this was nothing but farmland as far as the eye could see and you get a pack of camels for ten cents.

So, lets say for the moment that someone slipped the Titans some roofies for a week or two and freed up Odin's gang to really get ta scrappin with those geezer Norse gods. Even the ones whom the greek gods are pretty much carbon copies of.

WHO WOULD WIN??!??!

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 1:17 AM. Reason : w]

5/19/2008 1:15:22 AM

jesus.

5/19/2008 1:15:58 AM

Shiva, The Destroyer of Worlds

5/19/2008 1:18:25 AM

amelia earhart would pwn all those fools

5/19/2008 1:19:33 AM

I am Shiva the God of Death

5/19/2008 1:21:01 AM

no you're thinking of Oppenheimer I think

Himself a formidible titan

5/19/2008 1:32:10 AM

Typhon was one bad moherfucker

5/19/2008 4:00:34 PM

Sargeras

5/19/2008 4:01:37 PM

I'm going with the Odin pantheon, but probably because I'm biased by my own fascination with all things Norse.


In all reality, the Titans would probably win.


I mean Odin's biggest asset aside from his own strengths is his son, Thor. And while Thor is indeed a badass, he rides a chariot driven by two black goats which he routinely eats for sustenance. Sure, the goats reincarnate, but COME ON, IS THAT THE BEST YOU FUCKING VIKINGS COULD COME UP WITH???


but I love vikings and the steaders of the North and the music they've inspired.

5/19/2008 4:14:47 PM

Knights of the Round

5/19/2008 4:16:48 PM

ODIN
GUIDE OUR SHIPS

5/19/2008 4:24:07 PM

you choose to post this on Monday of all days?

...

5/19/2008 4:25:57 PM

but seriously norse mythology


they had Meade what the fuck else is there?

5/19/2008 4:26:30 PM

5/19/2008 4:28:16 PM

Thor was not really that bad ass. He required the use of special gloves to use his mighty hammer and his massive strength came from a magic belt, he wasn't actually all that strong. Ares would have kicked his ass and he was a whiny bitch.

5/19/2008 5:17:08 PM

^^^well...the Greeks had wine and sleeping with little boys

5/19/2008 5:20:19 PM

5/19/2008 5:20:43 PM

I'm sorry nastoute . This could have been my best thread ever had I just waited till THORsday

5/20/2008 12:54:28 AM

more like Wednesday

5/21/2008 12:24:11 PM

greek, easy. the norse gods were mortal. the norse gods could kick the greeks' ass dozens of time, but each norse god only had to lose once and poof, no more god.

5/21/2008 1:06:55 PM

^ that makes them cooler.
imo.



same reason i don't like superman. He only has one weakness and you can see a mile ahead what turns the plot has to take in order for someone to deliver to him some kryptonite.

5/21/2008 1:14:48 PM

no one's said Chuck Norris yet? shameful

5/21/2008 1:20:24 PM

I would like to see the match of Norse Gods vs. Teen Titans.

5/21/2008 1:25:04 PM

^^^ cooler, yes, but still more likely to die in a fight with immortals.

5/21/2008 1:25:46 PM

Ugh. How did I know it was only a matter of time before the Amon Amarth faggots came in here.
While I do respect the Norse traditions, the majority of Odinists that I meet currently are racist jerkwards who use their religion as an excuse to justify their bigotry.

5/21/2008 1:47:33 PM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SWARTHY DECADENCE

5/23/2008 11:53:14 AM

Ditka?

5/23/2008 2:22:06 PM

How about, Gozer vs. Vigo!

5/23/2008 3:06:21 PM

wth is this shit

5/23/2008 3:07:20 PM

5/23/2008 3:18:37 PM

the TITANS!!!

5/23/2008 3:26:40 PM

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GzJjVtzugdE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d0DbF-cmoRc


[Edited on May 23, 2008 at 4:24 PM. Reason : .]

5/23/2008 4:14:36 PM

pffft
vigo was just a retired rassler or something.

wait, was it gozer or zeul that was the badguy in the first one. anyway that one would have won


Roots

Rock

Reggae

5/24/2008 9:57:23 AM

pee-wee was originally going to play gozer

5/24/2008 10:29:38 AM

5/27/2008 10:00:50 PM

Odin once impaled himself with a spear on a tree for 9 days to gain wisdom. He also cut off a fortune tellers head to carry around with him and tell him the future.

Odin is easily the more bad ass, and therefore the more likely victor.

5/27/2008 11:09:36 PM

5/27/2008 11:11:10 PM

haha

silly atlas, you are supposed to be under the EARTH not the MOON!!

5/27/2008 11:40:07 PM