The smell always seems to follow you to your destination

5/22/2008 11:45:18 AM

duh

5/22/2008 11:45:52 AM

i can tell if a fart is gonna stink just by how it feels during launch.

5/22/2008 11:46:05 AM

crop duster!

5/22/2008 11:46:10 AM

whats worse is doing the 40 yard dash near others when you really got to fart...aint no way you can just walk and hold it in

5/22/2008 11:46:27 AM

If it smells like shit, then it is prolly shit. So go SHIT!

5/22/2008 11:52:18 AM

I always have to slow down a bit to let one loose

5/22/2008 11:52:44 AM

i love when people are behind me and i do that

5/22/2008 11:53:19 AM

this is true....one of my funniest adventures in the mall was when my friend was stuck behind an old woman just squeaking and walking.

5/22/2008 11:53:47 AM

this is a fun way to pass time in a Wal-Mart

5/22/2008 11:53:50 AM

I like the ones that don't come out all at once

but in small increments with each steps for like 7-8 steps

5/22/2008 11:53:54 AM

Excellent for cube warfare too

5/22/2008 11:54:17 AM

i like the small amount of propulsion fart walking gives you

5/22/2008 12:07:01 PM

Prelude to a shart.

5/22/2008 12:07:19 PM

crop dusting

5/22/2008 12:11:10 PM

just farted while walking to the bathroom

my whole living room smells like shit

5/27/2008 6:12:18 PM

i think the key is to try to avoid walking back through it

5/27/2008 6:14:38 PM

crop dusting ftw.

5/27/2008 6:16:54 PM

^^that won't help

the bulk of it stays in place

but there's always some remnants of odor left behind and travels with you

[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 6:17 PM. Reason : yo]

5/27/2008 6:17:47 PM

5/27/2008 6:18:22 PM

Little did you know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st5VnfYiXH4

The Japanese had already mastered this technology. In case you wanted to know quickly,

The most efficient way to avoid your own fart is to hop sideways while patting your butt. Yes, they did a lot of work to find this answer.

5/27/2008 6:19:13 PM

leave it to the japanese

5/27/2008 6:21:14 PM

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN AMERICAN JOB TO FIGURE THAT OUT

5/27/2008 6:23:52 PM

okay, best part is when he tries to hit the fart

5/27/2008 6:24:48 PM

when walking mine always sound like their downshifting into a lower gear.

5/27/2008 6:26:34 PM

will farts ever stop being funny

5/27/2008 8:51:19 PM

never

5/27/2008 8:59:30 PM

Quote :

"i can tell if a fart is gonna stink just by how it feels during launch."

oh hell yeah. If it burns, LOOK THE FUCK OUT!

5/27/2008 9:02:44 PM