He bested me in a battle of wits in this thread:

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[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 4:39 PM. Reason : fuck you hyperlink thing]

5/24/2008 4:39:06 PM

is this a trick?

5/24/2008 4:40:55 PM

Nah...but you can lock this if you want.

5/24/2008 4:41:38 PM

>_>

5/24/2008 4:42:08 PM

now i see why you posted that shit in the confessions threadd


i feel bad for you son

5/24/2008 4:42:29 PM

Please don't waste your pity on me. Focus your sympathies on people with real problems.

5/24/2008 4:43:18 PM

sometimes, Spontaneous, i just don't know.

5/24/2008 4:43:36 PM

I'm a confusing mother fucker.

5/24/2008 4:44:23 PM

i mean, sometimes, you're more pathetic than me.

i guess you should get a gold star for that.

5/24/2008 4:44:57 PM

this thread makes me

5/24/2008 4:45:33 PM

jwdeesnts

5/24/2008 4:46:43 PM

wut

5/24/2008 4:47:16 PM

5/24/2008 4:48:21 PM

its a u in nuts. jwdeesn ts

5/24/2008 4:48:36 PM

still wut

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 4:49 PM. Reason : e]

5/24/2008 4:49:25 PM

who knows

5/24/2008 4:50:22 PM

I found out that Ben has sired most of my 3 children, possibly all of them.

The day I found that out I became a better man

5/24/2008 4:51:18 PM

Quote :

"i mean, sometimes, you're more pathetic than me. i guess you should get a gold star for that."

50% of my problems are circumstantial and the other half is what I've done to myself.

I don't think I deserve a gold star, but hell, I'll take it.

5/24/2008 4:51:42 PM

Well, this past semester: I failed two classes, got sued by the RIAA, had to get my transmission replaced, blew a tire twice, hit a deer, and got told I was too awkward to date by the one girl I was able to go on a date with.

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 4:59 PM. Reason : but i'm making a comeback...someday]

5/24/2008 4:54:20 PM

was that the baseball game?

5/24/2008 4:54:48 PM

Quote :

"and got told I was too awkward to date by the one girl I was able to go on a date with."

fuckin' ouch.

5/24/2008 4:56:36 PM

^^^ Well...

I have no idea how to respond to that.

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 4:56 PM. Reason : Damn dude.]

5/24/2008 4:56:37 PM

fuckin' ouch is right

i was like, bitch, thanks a lot. how am i supposed to become less awkward? by not going on dates and meeting people?

5/24/2008 4:57:46 PM

practice with hideous bitches you dont reeeally want to date.

5/24/2008 4:59:05 PM

look this is a pilgrimshoes thread not a thread for stroking each other's vaginas and crying that no girls like you

5/24/2008 4:59:15 PM

fair enough, but she doesn't have to be the girl you "learn on."

5/24/2008 4:59:58 PM

hmm...can i borrow the jim beam, pshoes?

5/24/2008 5:00:18 PM

^^^ it will be much more entertaining if it continues down its current path

5/24/2008 5:01:03 PM

sure

http://www.dribbleglass.com/articles/wonka-scandal.htm

5/24/2008 5:01:11 PM

5/24/2008 5:04:22 PM

Quote :

"fuckin' ouch"

5/24/2008 5:08:10 PM

that's not worth winning t-dub. jesus is this what the site has come to? as soon as someone wins an argument, they automatically rule tww? pilgrimshoes didn't win tdub, he's just not being a total failure.

5/24/2008 5:10:35 PM

LOL PIZZA ERROR LOL

5/24/2008 5:11:24 PM

Or perhaps I was showing how shallow his victory was by extending it to domination over a simple southern, public, state college's unaffiliated forum.

5/24/2008 5:12:28 PM

only thing shallow here is your depth of intellect.

5/24/2008 5:13:29 PM

belittling the school you went to is pretty self-deprecating

gg

5/24/2008 5:13:51 PM

yea man them dang ol' drunk friends they get on the wolfweb and go click click click click click click click and type a mess o' dumb stuff man i hate that.

5/24/2008 5:14:23 PM

loooooool

5/24/2008 5:16:13 PM

btw it's time for the gay oompa loompa dance on abc family

5/24/2008 5:22:10 PM