Got drunk last night and emailed this dude off of CL, now he wants my pic. I need to stay the fuck off the Internet.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/694759685.html

Quote :

"Hi I live about halfway between Durham and Hillsborough. I work for a major corporation located in RTP, NC and have for the last 27 years. I am disease free. I do smoke, but can refrain from smoking inside in the event it disturbs others. I filed for separation from my wife back in April 2007 and she finally left Jan 6,08. I am financially independent. I have an 11 year old son who spends about half each week living with me. I do not plan to discontinue that, so if you can't understand nor accept that I love my son dearly, then forget it. I have an acre plus size yard that is loaded with approx 250-300 plants, trees, and shrubs that I personally planted myself, i.e. (dug the holes) didn't have them planted, mind you. So I take great pride in my yard and spend lots of time working in it. Lots of people say it looks like a nursery here. I have two dogs, one mixed breed, and one full-blooded pitbull. The bull is a sweetie at 4 months old. I have an outside water fountain and a gazebo, including climbing roses on a split rail fence. The hummingbirds love it here. I'd love to have a female to come visit me and spend some time getting acquainted. We'll leave the front door wide open, and if any point you feel uncomfortable for any reason, you a perfectly free to leave. I'm located out in the county and love being outside with nature. Thanks for your consideration, and don't hesitate to contact me if you feel so inclined. I'd enjoy the company.. Thanks Again... "

Yeah, woulda put this in the CL thread but this is a pertinent and alarming situation peculiar to my major malfunction.

5/26/2008 12:52:17 PM

he looks like a strapping young lad

5/26/2008 12:54:25 PM

Just my type.

I like divorced men because they've been through one marriage already and know what to avoid, plus they're more sexually charged when they've cleaned their plates and are ready to date.

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 12:57 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2008 12:56:17 PM

Seriously, see a psychiatrist.

5/26/2008 12:56:25 PM

haha well ill have to second you on the divorce thing, they are kinda nice

5/26/2008 1:01:59 PM

Plus older men know how to fuck!

Not that I'd know, I haven't gotten lucky since forever.

5/26/2008 1:03:01 PM

frever

5/26/2008 1:04:08 PM

Quote :

"Plus older men know how to fuck! "

On a related note,
how does one remove pulled pork vomit from a keyboard?

5/26/2008 1:05:55 PM

is there a "who hasnt gotten laid in forever" thread?

5/26/2008 1:06:01 PM

Quote :

"is there a "who hasnt gotten laid in forever" thread?"

Now there is.

First.

5/26/2008 1:07:03 PM

Quote :

"lemme guess Sunday, May 25, 2008 9:56 PM "I work for a major corporation located in RTP" SAS?"

Quote :

"No Mam, IBM.. Why do you ask, and what made you think it might be SAS ??? "

Quote :

"I dunno, I just thought it was in your area. Drunk and bored. Never a good combo when I'm on Craigslist."

Quote :

"will you send me picture of you please, please, pretty please with sugar on top. Thanks, Jimmy"

Quote :

"hahahahahaha "

He hasn't responded since I sent that, I think he turned off his Internetz now.

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 1:08 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2008 1:07:10 PM

ahahaha

good work!

5/26/2008 1:08:43 PM

pretty pretty plz with sugar on top

hummm

5/26/2008 1:09:18 PM

If he responds you might have a big problem.

5/26/2008 1:09:37 PM

Imma genius.

5/26/2008 1:10:41 PM

i have a hard time imagining responding to a listing who's title is "Ladys feel me out" haha

5/26/2008 1:13:33 PM

Aww. . .he sounds like a nice guy. . .for someone's mother.

5/26/2008 3:03:35 PM

lol

5/26/2008 3:27:46 PM

oh lordi

5/26/2008 3:31:38 PM

this thread brings teh funny.


he dug the holes himself!!! what more could you want from a man?

5/26/2008 4:36:27 PM

I came in here to do ^^


Then I was going to comment on ^


Now this is naught but a [pad] pst

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 5:17 PM. Reason : dssd.f]

5/26/2008 5:17:15 PM