(i think). I'm trying to have a more spiritual enlightening view about things. I'm deeply in love with God, G.

so my roommates friend is over. i noticed him before he looks like some long lanky kid with gruffy facial hair and such. i notice the kid has like a small arm. like the other arm is like shorter. (not like there's anything wrong with that) i just noticed its odd . . . okay, whatever. so its like 4am. i leave from the living room to my bedroom. i pass hers and i just hear moaning and banging and like what sounds like "nasty sloppy kisses" . . .




IT GROSSED ME THE FUCK OUT. WHAT DO YOU GUYS RECOMMEND I DO ABOUT THIS? OR should I take it as none of my business. its just sort of disturbing for some reason.

5/28/2008 1:59:02 AM

http://www.euphalo.com/

5/28/2008 1:59:34 AM

Quote :

"I'm deeply in love with God, G. "

L

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Fuckin-L

5/28/2008 2:00:21 AM

like i've seen the guy a couple of times. and so one day i was in the kitchen and i reached to shake his hand and like i realised he had a small arm. it ruined my high and i was like, "WTF?" it wasn't obvious. it happened fast, but it was weird. very.

5/28/2008 2:00:55 AM

You're an intolerant prick and you're going to Hell where you will forever be apart from your beloved God.

5/28/2008 2:01:58 AM

dude, how am I intolerent. i'm just not used to being around a certain portion of the public. at least not in my personal space (i.e, my home).

5/28/2008 2:03:40 AM

BURN

IN

HELL

5/28/2008 2:04:02 AM

Are you really trying to be a cockblock on this dude?

Don't you think his life is already shitty enough without having some dude disrupt his pussy-getting?

5/28/2008 2:05:02 AM

B, I'm being sincere. besides, the kid kind of hides his arm. i've seen this kid like 10 x's. now that I think about it he was angled to his left alot around me.

i'm just noting that its odd. the notion, that i'm intolerent or destined for damnation is a total farce. a falsehood. its fucking incorrect. i'm all about supporting humanity. I'm just noting a mind-fucking instance.

5/28/2008 2:06:33 AM

what does this have to do with kicking some chick out?

5/28/2008 2:07:23 AM

Quote :

"Are you really trying to be a cockblock on this dude? Don't you think his life is already shitty enough without having some dude disrupt his pussy-getting?"

are you arguing that if I kick the chick out the guy with the arm won't get any ass. if so, you're more fucked than I'm "supposed" to be. i was battling if I should do it just on the account of frequent weird sh!t.

hearing her banging this guy in the next room was fucking traumatic. imagine this sh!t going on in your house.

5/28/2008 2:08:43 AM

You weren't noting shit. You were debating whether or not to kick this guy out of your home because one of his arms is smaller than the other one. And you were going to cockblock him on top of that. I'm pretty sure that's like the 8th commandment dude. Thou shall not block another's cock. If you sin, you go to Hell. You better get to prayin.

5/28/2008 2:08:54 AM

OH, My apologies I'mStoned420.

i think we have miscommunication. the guy is my roommates guest. i saw him over and the guy was scruffy enough for me to think she wasn't bwning the guy. and it just like all came together. i saw his arm or noticed it was not hand for me to grab when I extended for a handshake and then like 2 hours later i'm hearing bwning and sex from her room. it was odd.

5/28/2008 2:11:22 AM

I lived with a girl who banged her dudes LOUDLY with the door open for 3 years.

5/28/2008 2:12:26 AM

Quote :

"You were debating whether or not to kick this guy out of your home because one of his arms is smaller than the other one. "

i'm not an asshole. i was only considering just kicking her out and ending our rental agreement. its got nothing to do with the guy at all.

5/28/2008 2:12:28 AM

Oh... you're roommate is a girl. Nevermind.

5/28/2008 2:12:38 AM

^ yeah, dude. she's a girl that just has done some whorish sh!t and then bwning this handicap dude. its like WHOA !!! WTF ? I mean how do you even . . . the whole thing is just extremely fucking weird to me. THAT IS ALL.

5/28/2008 2:14:13 AM

Well then in that case she's going to hell for being a whore.

I mean, there's probably still some shit you're going to hell for but i can't be sure.

5/28/2008 2:15:18 AM

^

so its sort of just me and you in this thread, B. what's your fucking advice, G? seriously. brb. going upstairs to get bowl.

5/28/2008 2:17:43 AM

get dem Bose Head phones, drain out the ruckus.. G


keep it fung shwai

5/28/2008 2:19:40 AM

so what would you do NC68 ?

5/28/2008 2:21:14 AM

I'd spark up a J and try to meditate all the bad karma. Maybe hit a swig of some Basil Hayden's and kick back and relax.

if the noise is too loud, i'd put on some bose head sets, put on some old school GZA and chill the fuck out.

old G style.

5/28/2008 2:25:19 AM

^ you're right sort of. GZA did get me through my stint in the Army. good advice, brohab.

5/28/2008 2:27:53 AM

you gotta check that 8 Diagrams yo
shit will get you right
specially with ghostface killa on that shit

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 2:30 AM. Reason : WU-TANG!]

5/28/2008 2:30:05 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


so are every one of you Americans saying forget about the fact my roommate bwns the shady guy with the arm and continue to smoke reefer cigarettes and this whole episode by listening to WU-TANG !

I'm not sure if the Conversative Right of me agrees with this. its in God's hands. HELP ME !!!!11.

5/28/2008 2:32:55 AM

5/28/2008 2:34:02 AM

God is all mental. You gotta be right with yourself if you want God to be good. Understand ?

5/28/2008 2:34:13 AM

i overstand. i'm there, bro.

5/28/2008 2:35:26 AM

^^ hey NC86. Aren't you like a Wild Pakistani or a Lumbee or something?

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 2:37 AM. Reason : it felt like you were passing some Native American wisdom. Respect Star !!!1.]

5/28/2008 2:36:28 AM

dont make fun of us hideously deformed people bro

5/28/2008 2:54:27 AM

not making fun. i think those people are closer to God than we are. the issue here is my rooommate.

5/28/2008 10:41:26 AM

tttb.

5/28/2008 4:15:10 PM

why would you kick her out because of that?

Either bring a chick over and have your own fun, or do as NC86 said and get some damn headphones.

It seems like you are just upset because the guy has a small arm and looks "odd". If you are so "deeply in love with God" than have some respect for your roommate and her "friend." thats what God would like you to do.

5/28/2008 4:29:47 PM

thanks puppy. i see the error in my ways. i hope to make things right. thanks again, man.

5/28/2008 5:31:57 PM

the issue should be settled over arm-wrestling

5/28/2008 5:38:04 PM

are we talkin' a t.rex arm here or what

5/28/2008 5:44:25 PM

Quote :

"SHORT ARM WRESTLING, B. "

5/28/2008 5:44:59 PM

Pill gram,

yeah. T-Rex, B. but I think i've errored. i need to become a better person. i think i was wrong to be bothered by it. if they were 2 avg looking people i probably wouldn't have issue, but she's overweight and the guy has the arm thing so being thats against my normal social circle. i went against it.

i feel ashamed in a way . . . and now i'm wondering if i'm fucked up because all my friends are normally slimmer people and don't have any deformaties.

.

sent this on pm to pillgrams, but figured it clarify things for everybody. anybody i offended with this thread i apologise.

5/28/2008 5:54:31 PM

i accept your apology

5/28/2008 5:55:33 PM

I think the only solution is to be a man, shake hands, and apologize

5/28/2008 5:56:14 PM