If you can guess what this is, I'll tell you "Good job!"

6/2/2008 3:42:53 PM

Do I stick my penis in it?

6/2/2008 3:48:55 PM

can i teach it to love a woman and scorn a child?

6/2/2008 3:49:41 PM

I object!

6/2/2008 3:49:45 PM

some horrible engineering thing, probably

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 3:53 PM. Reason : ,]

6/2/2008 3:50:11 PM

iObject

6/2/2008 3:50:19 PM

DOUBLE VAG

6/2/2008 3:50:46 PM

name this object!

6/2/2008 3:51:26 PM

Ok, the rule is: No new objects until the prior one is named.

6/2/2008 3:51:53 PM

flux capacitor

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 3:54 PM. Reason : in high]

6/2/2008 3:52:09 PM

flux capacitor?

6/2/2008 3:52:25 PM

ding ding



^^gross spelling dude

6/2/2008 3:53:43 PM

pocket camera

6/2/2008 4:01:52 PM

A chain or rope guide for something on a sailboat?

Something light-duty.

6/2/2008 4:03:02 PM

6/2/2008 4:04:38 PM

time travel machine

6/2/2008 4:06:31 PM

time machine, don't forget to add the crystals

6/2/2008 4:06:35 PM

Looks like the innards of an urban view finder.

6/2/2008 4:11:24 PM

binoculars for Stuart Scott

6/2/2008 4:12:24 PM

^ ha

hmmm, looks like there is an attachment for a hose... a brush, is that red thing a level?

6/2/2008 4:15:24 PM

Newton Grove

6/2/2008 4:16:41 PM

is that an extruder?

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 4:34 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2008 4:34:15 PM

Hmm... I believe that's the handle of an HID. With accompanying thumb loop and knife.

6/2/2008 5:13:32 PM

Go on...

6/2/2008 7:57:37 PM

Fine... it's a Goodman Handle for a Halcyon Helios 18w HID. Satisfied

6/4/2008 1:30:43 PM

I'm going to go out and take random close-ups with my camera and post them here.. this will get better as I develop an eye for micro-confusion

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 3:30 PM. Reason : zxzzfd]

6/4/2008 3:22:17 PM

6/4/2008 3:40:56 PM

alright here's something easy

6/4/2008 3:41:32 PM

signal strength thingy

6/4/2008 3:50:49 PM

you'll have to be more specific than that

6/4/2008 3:54:42 PM

signal strength thingy with green and yellow lights hehe

long time no talk dc

6/4/2008 3:58:28 PM

i know man, what's the skinny!?!?

6/4/2008 3:59:08 PM

in miami working for the summer working my ass off. you?

6/4/2008 4:02:22 PM

In northern Europe/Scandinavia for about 6 months, right now just outside of Bergen, Norway. Also working my ass off


chicks are taller up here

6/4/2008 4:04:36 PM

doing what?

6/4/2008 4:05:12 PM

I'm doing 48 on/24 off on various platforms out here writing Hallmark cards and making jokes.

6/4/2008 4:06:32 PM

run that by me one more time?

6/4/2008 4:07:14 PM

I'm kidding. Just working here in Raleigh, living at Lake Johnson

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 4:07 PM. Reason : what are you doing in Miami?]

6/4/2008 4:07:44 PM

wtf? Working for a contracting company. Trying to stay out of the heat. Holy shit its hot today

6/4/2008 4:12:07 PM

you better go check out some of those brunette honeys for me


aha tell them you have a friend that's been the number 1 Hallmark card writer in the Southeast for 2 years running

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 4:19 PM. Reason : that always works]

6/4/2008 4:18:10 PM

for sure... but the one that takes the cake for today was a blonde

6/4/2008 4:18:48 PM

I have more cake

6/4/2008 4:19:38 PM

alright well im going home early... nice half catching up

6/4/2008 4:21:51 PM

yeah man hit me up on aim or something

6/4/2008 4:25:43 PM