i was responding to a work email on my mac, which is what I use for personal use, etc. so I'm attaching a file that I think is a .pdf needed for work. The file is numbered like 1405_001.pdf, but what I sent was 00451066.jpg, which is a photo I took from somebody's pic gallary of a girl sitting on a xerox machine with the caption "Whose Vag Is This?!"It went to (4) people, my boss, a sales rep, a person that processes orders and a client. It's been 45 minutes and no ones responded, yet. I immediately resent the correct file, but I could totally be fucked.
6/2/2008 4:22:00 PM
just do what you did last timethat all seemed to work out
6/2/2008 4:23:09 PM
this is why you should always name your photos.Also, how did you mix up a .pdf with a .jpg?
6/2/2008 4:24:03 PM
you know what they saykeep your work and personal laptops completely seperatedphotocopied pics of vag and email dont mix like two dicks and no bitchfind yourself in serious sh!t
6/2/2008 4:24:25 PM
Claim someone else was using your computer and was trying to fuck you over? But it might be too late for that...
6/2/2008 4:24:35 PM
fuck. the thing i'm stressing is no one has said anything about it.
6/2/2008 4:25:58 PM
post the picture
6/2/2008 4:26:24 PM
It takes time to process your exit paperwork, b.
6/2/2008 4:27:00 PM
Don't backtrackJust play it like a jokeI accidently sent that picture of the mythbusters guy showing his asshole to a few people when I meant to send a contractWasn't really a big deal at all...unless you work for complete prudes, theyll probably just LOL it off
6/2/2008 4:27:38 PM
posting about it in TWW will surely help, as your boss and the client read up on tww and will identify with you.
6/2/2008 4:28:37 PM
I totally found this flier on a bulletin board at UNCA, scanned it and put it on the netsthat's a major woops therehope it works out for you
6/2/2008 4:31:17 PM
So what exactly is it that you do?
6/2/2008 4:32:51 PM
u know how to tell this is fake alias drama?cause nobody is stupid enough to do this.
6/2/2008 4:37:13 PM
also, you DONE fucked up
6/2/2008 4:39:25 PM
that. is awesome.how could you guys not love this guy (no homo)
6/2/2008 4:49:06 PM
^^^^ & ^^^ & ^^[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : .]
6/2/2008 4:49:47 PM
This is honestly the first time that I believe that Amsterdam is making all of this up.I thought before that it was just an exaggeration. This story I believe to be entirely fake.
6/2/2008 5:11:47 PM
I realized Amsterdam also spaces out his exclamation points ! from the end of the sentenceCo-MVP's of TWW
6/2/2008 5:13:48 PM
I call BS
6/2/2008 5:15:42 PM
6/2/2008 5:17:57 PM
^^^ He's been doing that for years now... you should be at the bottom of the scrotum pole for just realizing that today.As far as people calling him an alias and fake? Who cares? His stories are funny and it's not like he's making us pay for them like Tucker Max...[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 5:18 PM. Reason : x]
6/2/2008 5:18:11 PM
I don't know about the stories, but unless that was a hologram that I smoked a blunt with last year - the motherfucker is real
6/2/2008 5:19:56 PM
All the cool people like himOnly the XSMP's of the world don'tand I think I saw that lady you were talking about last night, Nymshe was like 4 rows the right of us
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6/2/2008 5:42:43 PM
hack their email servers, ß. Get that shit out of there at all costs!!
6/2/2008 5:45:22 PM
ahhahahaa. awesome
6/2/2008 7:37:50 PM
dirty pics folder. regular pics folder. personal folder. work folder.this is why we organize.
6/2/2008 8:39:14 PM
sh!tb!tchd!cklab!aß00ßs ¿
6/2/2008 11:07:31 PM
eh....don't sweat it...nah, i'm kidding...you're pretty fucked...but getting fired....i dont' think so
6/2/2008 11:17:01 PM
someone is gonna get pistol whipped...
6/2/2008 11:28:27 PM
dude, that was pretty dumb
6/2/2008 11:42:04 PM
I don't want a large Farva......I want a god damn liter of cola!
6/3/2008 2:59:10 AM
so what happened, B?did you decide to hit the street with resumes?
6/4/2008 12:52:35 PM
6/4/2008 12:54:41 PM
^^^my boss phoned me the next morning and was like what the fuck was up with that ? i explained what happened and he was like, "get it together Fran was asking me about this . . . " Fran's like our Senior Acct Mgr in the region. but I've had beers with Fran a few times . . . so maybe nothing will come of it. (we did coke).
6/5/2008 1:08:37 AM