Was is a football player who was also a rapist

Or a rapist who targeted football players?


Discuss.

6/5/2008 12:24:45 AM

Was is a football player who was also a rapist

Or a rapist who targeted football players?


Discuss.

6/5/2008 12:25:56 AM

6/5/2008 12:25:57 AM

is this something i'm going to have to look up in the becktionary

6/5/2008 12:27:16 AM

more like a buttholesurferstionary

6/5/2008 12:38:41 AM

You'd have to ask Mikey, Sharon, Tommy, Bobby, and Sharee.

Or you could ask Di who they were all in love with maybe? This may call for a road trip to Texas.

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 12:43 AM. Reason : <3 Pepper]

6/5/2008 12:41:19 AM

Marky got with Sharon
Sharon got Cherice
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doin' it in Texas
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancin' with a train
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and
Smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
Like softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit
In firey auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and
Smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
Like softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes

[Chorus Backwards]

Another Mikey caught a knife
While arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death
He caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever present
Football player-rapist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doin' it in Texas
Billy caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well, it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinkin' from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

6/5/2008 12:44:48 AM

I would ask flipper.

But he died.

A natural death.

(caught a nasty virus)

6/5/2008 12:45:00 AM

yeah
beck, bhs whatever
it was a catchy tune

6/5/2008 1:08:33 AM

There's some other good shit on ElectricLarryLand also.

6/5/2008 1:09:52 AM

Independent Worm Saloon is one of my top ten "trapped on a desert island" albums.

6/5/2008 1:11:15 AM