So... I'm at a bar tonight with my friends. We're just hanging out, having a good time, you know. Well, I go take a piss, and when I come back...the waitress is there waiting for me with a drink. Says its from "those ladies over there"... I look; lo and behold, a PACK of COUGARS. I mean a lot of them. I thought it was a joke, but they looked over and waved. I'm not too familiar with cougar territory, so it was a little bewildering.

So what do you guys think about/do when a cougar tries to pounce you?

6/13/2008 12:59:14 AM

i let them pounce and maul this shit.

6/13/2008 12:59:36 AM

That they'd do you better than most any college aged girl could dream of?

6/13/2008 1:00:14 AM

Hahaha, nice try. We all know that no one would ever want to have sexual intercourse with you, no matter how middle aged and desperate they were.

6/13/2008 1:08:15 AM

pounce back son! Older women are great. Go back to the bar. Bang a cougar

6/13/2008 1:10:23 AM

i think it's time people stop using the word "cougar" for this purpose.

6/13/2008 1:13:48 AM

Why?........Do you love Cougars?

6/13/2008 1:15:24 AM

it's just time.

6/13/2008 1:16:35 AM

I think its better than call them old bitches

6/13/2008 1:17:23 AM

yea, i think cougar is as good of a word as there is

6/13/2008 1:28:49 AM

lol what bar is this... I might have to add it to the "cougar dens"

http://www.urbancougar.com/dens.php

6/13/2008 1:30:16 AM

awesome

6/13/2008 1:43:45 AM

USELESS

THREAD

WITHOUT

PICS

6/13/2008 1:56:26 AM

cougars are generally light colored. If they're black women are they panthers?

6/13/2008 2:04:47 AM

were they cougars or pumas? cause pumas are younger cougars

6/13/2008 2:18:19 AM

awesome....i guess i'm a puma

6/13/2008 8:47:40 AM

sex panther

6/13/2008 8:49:39 AM

6/13/2008 8:54:32 AM

i think cougar should be flattering

large cats are sexy creatures

6/13/2008 9:08:16 AM

i have always liked the term

6/13/2008 9:08:47 AM

Pumas are 30s

Cougars are 40s

Panthers are 50s and up

This is what Cosmo Radio says

6/13/2008 9:10:46 AM

so i guess i'm like a bobcat or something until november

6/13/2008 10:07:27 AM

so what is a baby cougar called?

6/13/2008 10:12:33 AM

god i LOVE older womens. They usually just like to make sexy time and thats it. None of this "call me later" shit

6/13/2008 10:15:20 AM

We younger women like to make sexy time too

Well not super younger....I'm turning 27 this year.

6/13/2008 10:19:14 AM

COUGars

6/13/2008 10:20:59 AM

WTF, why wasn't anybody this supportive of me when I was getting hot and heavy with a middle-aged man?

6/13/2008 10:21:03 AM

because he was well beyond middle aged.

6/13/2008 10:22:28 AM

6/13/2008 10:23:09 AM

He was in his 50's when I started in with him.

6/13/2008 10:23:22 AM

^WAT

6/13/2008 10:30:26 AM

because that just makes him a dirty old man...


it's not as cool

Quote :

"god i LOVE older womens. They usually just like to make sexy time and thats it. None of this "call me later" shit"

yeah...you definitely reach the point where sex is sex and that's it...

"call me later" is only reserved for those that you spend time with...talk to on a regular/semi-regular basis...have some sort of connection with....

sex for the sake of sex should never lead to feelings....more sex, yes....feelings, no


[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 10:32 AM. Reason : asdf]

6/13/2008 10:31:33 AM

^
this is why we have nice things in here?

6/13/2008 10:32:31 AM

6/13/2008 10:44:05 AM

I need a cougar.

When I go to Atlanta....I'm going to find me one.

6/13/2008 10:50:19 AM

cougars ftfw

tehy buy you all kinds of shit. take you places. let you hang out with other cougar friends. i really cant think of anything better

6/13/2008 11:20:39 AM

^ a 21-year old who does the same thing?

6/13/2008 11:21:43 AM

USED CARS FTFW!!

6/13/2008 11:36:01 AM

^^good luck finding a 21 year old that can afford to do that

6/13/2008 11:37:53 AM

yea for real

6/13/2008 11:39:24 AM

so you were at sullivans?

[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 11:40 AM. Reason : .]

6/13/2008 11:40:39 AM

Quote :

"When I go to Atlanta....I'm going to find me one. "

they are all over the place down there. there was a site that said were all the bars are in each state that had all the cougars but i forgot the link

6/13/2008 11:47:55 AM

Quote :

"good luck finding a 21 year old that can afford to do that"

he said he couldn't think of anything better...ideally, i'd be with an incredibly beautiful, smart, funny, and wealthy 21-year old who thinks i'm the greatest thing since sliced bread, who satisfies my every desire (including ones i didn't even know of!), who also ages perfectly, and who stays happily faithful and married to me (and me to her) until we die peacefully in our sleep together (while maintaining our complete freedom and physical health) 100 years or more from now

you know, if i had to pick

6/13/2008 11:49:35 AM

you are a pussy, i would have went over there and talked to them

6/13/2008 11:51:09 AM

GOOD LUCK FUCKER

6/13/2008 11:52:28 AM

where can i find more of these 'cougars'

6/13/2008 11:53:34 AM

Any uppity downtown bar around 8 pm.

6/13/2008 11:55:11 AM

way off topic but it maked me think of this

Quote :

""I. A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy. DAD: O.K. GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry. DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex. UNCLE: I’m having sex right now. DAD: We all are. MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best. DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell. MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell. FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud! DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t. MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden! DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other! MOM: Now everything is fine. DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good. MOM: There was a big sex. FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest! (Everybody laughs.) MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy! GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like? ALL: Yes. GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.""

someone hook me up with livinproof so we be crazy ok

6/13/2008 2:34:33 PM

MOMLivinProof78: I had a lot of wine beer, and now I’m crazy!

6/13/2008 2:43:29 PM

I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!

6/13/2008 2:45:24 PM