watching the news, a report comes on about a gorilla who had escaped from the local zoo. A reward was being offered for information leading to the capture of the gorilla. They hear a loud noise in the back yard and look out back to see that the gorilla had broken through their fence and was climbing into a tree on their property. They called the zoo and explained the situation. about 15 minutes passed and a van pulled up out front and out came a man with a sharp pointy stick, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs, followed by a dachshund. He handed the gun to one and the handcuffs to the other. He said "I am going to climb into that tree and poke that gorilla with this stick. He is going to fall out of the tree and my dog here is going to run up and bite him in the nuts. When he reaches down and grabs his nuts, you go up and handcuff him." Redneck with the gun interrupts with "Well what do I do with this?" man says "Well sometimes when I poke that gorilla with the stick he knocks me out of the tree. If that happens, shoot my dog."

tl,dr

6/13/2008 4:10:01 PM

why are they rednecks?

6/13/2008 4:12:13 PM

because thats the way it goes

6/13/2008 4:12:49 PM

6/13/2008 4:13:14 PM

That is a horrible, horrible joke.

6/13/2008 4:29:28 PM

zeroty-two/10

6/14/2008 1:34:40 AM

10/10

6/14/2008 1:37:08 AM

fuck reading all that. i don't want to read a book just to get to the end of a joke. You should highlight that parts i need to read.

6/14/2008 1:45:21 AM

Two rednecks go out hunting. One is looking through the scope on his rifle and says "Hey, I can see your house from here. In fact I see your wife through the window and she ain't alone. There's some guy getting real friendly with her!"

The redneck replies "I knew she was cheating on me! Can you shoot both of them from here?" His buddy said that he could. "Good, I want you to shoot her right in the head and shoot him right in his privates."

His buddy said "I can do all that with one shot!"

6/14/2008 1:49:59 AM

^fail

6/14/2008 1:50:46 AM

it was so/so

6/14/2008 1:56:13 AM

this can't be the best tdub has to offer... not that I'm one to speak

6/14/2008 10:13:11 AM

failboat

6/14/2008 10:15:10 AM