anybody (ie, big bruh) is watching you? not that i feel like i am being watched, i was just thinking about this last night, and i am sure there has to be something that can be seen.

6/17/2008 8:16:34 AM

Surveillance Detection Routes

6/17/2008 8:18:45 AM

lay off the blow

6/17/2008 8:21:15 AM

Set up video surveillance cameras outside your house and let your son Shane monitor them on his powerbook.

6/17/2008 8:21:30 AM

shit boys, he's on to us

6/17/2008 8:21:39 AM

http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&q=am%20i%20being%20watched

6/17/2008 8:22:42 AM

haha naw homeslice i don't fuck with that shit. i watched something about mary, and i was just thinking that it is probably no way someone could follow me, i probably would catch on, at least i think so.

6/17/2008 8:23:13 AM

Youd be amazed how hard it is to catch on to being followed if they know what they are doing.

6/17/2008 8:28:35 AM

yeah, i feel that, i just think i would catch on, at least hopefully before its too late, ie, if i were a cheating husband

6/17/2008 8:29:23 AM

Haha, I guess the idea is that a private investigator isn't supposed to be detectable.

If you were worried that your spouse was trying to monitor your computer typing records or something with a keylogger (or some sleuthing software they installed), that would probably be detectable.

Another obvious way to pick up on being watched is to know what your neighbors drive (if you live in the suburbs, at least) and to keep an eye out for a car that hasn't been there before. The best way to check if anybody is inside and, if there is somebody in there, if they're a private investigator, is to jump up and down on the hood of the car like a pissed off monkey and to take a dump on the car. If they try to drive away rapidly, it's a private investigator and you've just scared them off for good. If they get out of the car and argue with you, or shoot you, or something silly like that, you've just taken a dump on your good neighbor's car.

6/17/2008 8:32:46 AM

PIs roll solo. If it's big brother, you've got a man on you and a man in the hole.





Don't ask me how i know.

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 8:33 AM. Reason : at the very least]

6/17/2008 8:33:03 AM

CHEATERS!!!...

Quote :

"you need to stop smokin dat weed"

6/17/2008 8:33:09 AM

Quote :

" man on you and a man in the hole. "

that sounds horrible

6/17/2008 8:33:40 AM

i think i will always have a separate computer from my (if i ever have one) spouse. also, my cousin recently went thru a divorce after 8 months of marriage, and he recommends keeping finances separate for at least two years, so the lawyer will have less shit to split and it will be cheaper.

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 8:35 AM. Reason : asdf]

6/17/2008 8:35:16 AM