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Can you believe that people actually want to become a Scientist?

Oh yes, I want to deal with stupid petty science problems 24/7 and sell my soul to a corporation.

Seriously...

...tell me it didn't beg for this.

6/19/2008 10:58:03 PM

i think this is one of the most epic parody failures of all time

6/19/2008 11:00:32 PM

6/19/2008 11:00:35 PM

u people

6/19/2008 11:01:03 PM

being a scientist is awesome

6/19/2008 11:01:28 PM

this definitely made me lol

6/19/2008 11:01:36 PM

me too. lol. LOL!

6/19/2008 11:02:40 PM

i was gonna post in here and make fun of her

but shed get mad

6/19/2008 11:02:45 PM

6/19/2008 11:04:28 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EMCE

6/19/2008 11:04:52 PM

my moobs

6/19/2008 11:05:36 PM

cddwellers saggin sandbags

6/19/2008 11:05:37 PM

sorry Agnes, too true/depressing to be funny.

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 12:25 AM. Reason : .]

6/20/2008 12:25:06 AM

Haha, my buddy has a sweet ass business card. His title: Scientist. Yup, his business card has his company, his name, the title, "scientist" and then his contact info. Pretty cool if you ask me.

6/20/2008 12:34:54 AM

^^ That was the thing, dude.
See, I knew it was fail when I posted it, on too many levels. First, fail for lame way of parodying. The second, bigger fail points out that there are lots of people who think they're better for doing just this. I mean, I'm all for selling out to a corporation, except that it usually means the work's boring, in most fields.
(My boyfriend, however, is the exception in construction, because selling out to a corporation lets him point at people and tell them what to do with large destructive machines and explosives. He's only been gone a month, and he's developed a bit of a deity complex.)

6/20/2008 4:11:00 AM

^better bring him back down to earth

6/20/2008 4:13:20 AM