The Devil lept excitedly into an authoritative position upon a stump of hickory that had been previously cut. The Devil waved his finger at Johnny admonishingly; assuming that Johnny had no idea that he could possess fiddling skills (perhaps his haggard and listless appearance?), he gave honest due to the young man's skills. However, The Devil hastened to point out that he was, in fact, much better than Johnny. The Devil, being quite the competitive fellow, proposed to Johnny a duel of the strings...a duel in which Johnny stood to lose his soul as the price of defeat. Johnny could not resist the allure of the golden fiddle The Devil offered as a victory trophy...

6/25/2008 5:09:56 PM

dignified ladies of the night would often dance to that symphony on the bar at Pantana Roberts

6/25/2008 5:15:16 PM

6/25/2008 5:16:18 PM

I always thought a golden fiddle would sound like ass.

6/25/2008 5:16:43 PM

not if its magical


fucker

6/25/2008 5:48:50 PM

I was going to fill in the rest but got bored. My creative writing has gone down the toilet ever since I graduated. In fact, I pretty much lost any ounce of creativity I had after about a year of state.

6/25/2008 7:28:53 PM

I dig. I'd like to see it written Biblically though.

6/25/2008 7:33:01 PM

Now, I could do that. Hebrew or Greek?

6/25/2008 7:33:27 PM

boy let me tell you something...

6/25/2008 7:33:35 PM

Quote :

"I always thought a golden fiddle would sound like ass."

Probably.

I look at it this way: $gold$ > shitty music

6/25/2008 8:13:34 PM

Don't call me boy.

6/25/2008 8:19:00 PM

i was hoping someone would continue the tale

6/25/2008 10:49:23 PM

The salience of the issue is clear: A violin fabricated entirely from gold would, ipso facto, be ponderously too weighty for the average boy to hold up to their chin area.

Why this issue has not been studied in academia leaves one with the same empty feeling an outfielder experiences watching a fly-ball bounce from his mitt onto the cold field of dreams.

6/25/2008 11:38:35 PM

depends. I'm sure that the devil could probably make a gold violin to be not very heavy.

6/30/2008 2:39:55 AM

Maybe it's actually made of Pyrite

6/30/2008 9:25:56 AM