1. Do not finance toys
2. Do not block a cross from David Beckham with your testicles. (just happened in the galaxy/dc united game)

Please add to the list

6/29/2008 12:20:14 PM

Shoulda made it a rule of the wrist.

6/29/2008 12:21:19 PM

Dont date a girl that out weighs you

6/29/2008 12:22:24 PM

hahahah going with the carlin theme noice

6/29/2008 12:22:25 PM

couldn't do much damage with that now could ya?

6/29/2008 12:25:08 PM

1) Don't watch MLS when the Eurocup finals are on.

In case you were planning on it.

6/29/2008 12:26:26 PM

hahah general rule of thumb... when watching soccer mls is a fine pregame for the eurocup finals

gutes Glück Deutschland


(don't be a tard and get gametimes right....)


[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 12:29 PM. Reason : .]

6/29/2008 12:29:16 PM

3. Do not hop fences at amusement parks.

6/29/2008 12:30:41 PM

its on after this game ^^^

and lol those bleachers are literally bouncing

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 12:33 PM. Reason : this must be the first mls game i've watched]

6/29/2008 12:33:36 PM