she was cool enough. reasonably intelligent, sense of humor, slammin' body, etc...

we really hit it off. anyway, after a few drinks, she had to go to the bathroom. she got up and walked over to the bathroom, and her bar stool looked odd.
I took a pic with my camera phone, and then ran
ran fast
ran hard

yuck

7/4/2008 10:57:44 AM

Should have tapped that ass first.

You need to earn your red wings!

7/4/2008 10:58:39 AM

you sure like to steal shit from other sites.

7/4/2008 10:58:46 AM

but my cock-n-balls are supposed to be brown....not blood red

^aha, so you've made every picture that you've posted on here?
hush up, teddy bear

7/4/2008 10:59:29 AM

Gotta try it at least once.

7/4/2008 11:00:52 AM

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"Should have tapped that ass first. You need to earn your red wings!"

sorry that's now how you get your red wings.

7/4/2008 11:00:55 AM

wait...

am missing something

how is fucking a girl while shes on her period not earning your "red wings"?

7/4/2008 11:03:18 AM

i always thought "red wings" was eating her out whilst on her period, because then you have the period blood on the sides of your mouth and it looks like wings.

7/4/2008 11:13:35 AM

I also thought that you had to eat some carpet

7/4/2008 11:15:02 AM

they should call that earning your "nasty motherfucker wings"

7/4/2008 11:16:36 AM

yea you gotta go down on her

fuckin a girl while on the rag is no big deal, but going down there sorta requires an iron stomach

7/4/2008 11:18:16 AM

7/4/2008 11:19:43 AM

Blood is a lubricant

7/4/2008 11:19:54 AM

I'm still not a fan of period sex

yeah, I know it's wetter
yeah, I know there's little chance of getting pregnant
yeah....

I'm just not a fan

7/4/2008 11:21:08 AM

i pretend like my cock caused the bleeding and then it becomes awesome.

7/4/2008 11:23:00 AM

EMCE - I'm with you. I haven't bothered with it since high school. Once I realized I don't have to do this to get laid I was all about leaving a bitch alone when she's broken.

7/4/2008 11:24:11 AM

^^aha, as it should be...




^I'm still pissed about the time this bitch didn't warn me, or say anything
then I ended up with a huge blood spot on my couch

7/4/2008 11:24:59 AM

^ now that's fucked up

she should have at least asked you to put down a towel

7/4/2008 11:25:44 AM

"cuddle?

FUCK NO, CLEAN THAT SHIT UP! THEN GET THE FUCK OUT"

7/4/2008 11:27:41 AM

Quote :

"i pretend like my cock caused the bleeding and then it becomes awesome."

bhaha, i do the same. winnar.

7/4/2008 11:32:36 AM

I am glad that has never happened to me and I pray it does not. I wonder how long blood particles stay seeped on that wood stool and how often it has happened?
Jeff, be glad you don't bleed from your "no no area" for at least three days with the rush of the mighty Nile colored red like in Moses's day.

[Edited on July 4, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Reason : ^ ]

7/4/2008 11:57:14 AM

I am thankful!

7/4/2008 11:58:09 AM