so i was on U-Scan at HT, and was helping some guy ring up some stamps. then all of a sudden, the security guard asked me whether anything got rung up on the far register. I told him no. He races out the store..... I thought, oh great, someone stole some alcohol, probably some underaged kid. then he comes back and says it was a black guy... who stole some chicken. but the real reason i made this thread is, WHY THE HELL CHICKEN? YOU JUST SAVED $3.50 AND GOT YOUR FACE ON THE SECURITY CAMERAS. Wrong meat to steal.

7/6/2008 12:52:12 AM

yeah that's a dumb theft

put the steaks under the shirt

7/6/2008 12:53:12 AM

they love their chicken

7/6/2008 12:54:39 AM

i can't fully respect somebody that DOESN'T love chicken....

7/6/2008 1:03:13 AM

my friend's dad used to get a black dude to a lot of handyman work around the house...he would pay him in chicken.

7/6/2008 1:37:37 AM

i bet the black dude also got payment from your friend's mom.

7/6/2008 1:42:27 AM

i know a guy from wilkesboro who knew this guy named Melle Mel who apparently used to steal steaks from food lion and try to sell them to people in the parking lot

one day my friend gets arrested and meets Melle Mel in jail, and when my friend asks Mel what he was in for, he goes "PORTER HOUSE!"

7/6/2008 2:29:58 AM

niggas

7/6/2008 6:45:19 AM

he save himself about treeee fitty

7/6/2008 6:53:19 AM

My lil bro has a short red headed irish friend, he stole my sister's lucky charm bracelet.....

7/6/2008 6:57:09 AM

so her virginity?

7/6/2008 7:42:36 AM

Quote :

"my friend's dad used to get a black dude to a lot of handyman work around the house...he would pay him in chicken."

My grandmother pays the Mexican that does handyman work on her farm in geese

7/6/2008 8:55:59 AM

haha, black guy stole chicken.

7/6/2008 8:59:55 AM

i know some nerdy white guys who steal identities.

or do i

7/6/2008 9:15:01 AM

yay!

7/6/2008 12:24:36 PM

some guy stole my car in the middle of the freaking day. Then wrecked it about 10 miles away trying to take a 90 degree turn going about 50.

So now I have a new car.

7/6/2008 12:29:59 PM

did the cops come out and arrest him?

7/6/2008 2:10:34 PM