so some of you know that i had company coming this weekend and i had to clean up after my slob roommate so that they could sit in the living room

last night after one of my friends went out and i left the door unlocked for her to get back in, my slob roommate got up and LOCKED the door and proceeded to not let the girl back in at 3am when she was banging on the door

im about to go raise hell

FECKIN SICK OF HER SHIIITTTT

7/6/2008 8:43:14 AM

tww is a blg

7/6/2008 8:44:53 AM

you have a bad roommate.

and tww is a blog.

7/6/2008 8:45:48 AM

...you should move

7/6/2008 8:46:06 AM

stab her in the abdomen

7/6/2008 8:47:03 AM

lol

i AM moving, just not soon enough

and if you dont believe me...

this is what i was cleaning up - her "typical" mess, its disgusting, neither i or our other roommate ever goes into the living room because of the horror that awaits there







[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 8:48 AM. Reason : .]

7/6/2008 8:48:13 AM

IM FECKIN PISSED

7/6/2008 8:49:21 AM

look of all things the torn seam in the sofa cover was just unnecessary

7/6/2008 8:50:24 AM

dats naaaasty

7/6/2008 8:50:28 AM

and sup to thee shoes!!1

7/6/2008 8:51:05 AM

its torn because her fat ass is too lazy to fix the sofa cover so that it sits right on the sofa, thus she sits on it and rips it

it was something like $150, its my other roommates - she has decided to just burn the whole thing, couch and all b/c our slob roommate has made it disgusting, spilled shit on it and left her permanant ass print on the right hand side

7/6/2008 8:52:14 AM

It sounds like you live with my sister's ex-roommate

7/6/2008 8:53:51 AM

hi emce!!

7/6/2008 8:54:12 AM

lord of the rings

7/6/2008 8:56:54 AM

Ahh, looks like a textile koozie, muy bien.

7/6/2008 9:14:06 AM

Quote :

"neither i or our other roommate ever goes into the living room because of the horror that awaits there "

Try not being passive aggressive and confront the situation instead of bitching about it on Tdub.

7/6/2008 9:15:08 AM

she is in textiles

i'm not sure how to gracefully go about this

yell in her face and tell her that living with her has been total hell, none of my friends like her, and she is lazy and worthless?

or just tell her that im "a little frustrated" seeing as how i cleaned for 8 hours on friday and she still managed to fuck this up

7/6/2008 9:15:23 AM

are you sitting on your own thread hitting f5 furiously at 9 on a sunday morning

7/6/2008 9:16:04 AM

i have told her a million times, we're moving in 2 weeks, we have spoken to her a few times, written notes, asked her to clean up

nothing works, it always gets that bad before she ever cleans it up, and im always gone all day and my other roommate stays at her boyfriends b/c its so nasty here so i never notice until i dare go in there

we have tried everything, seriously, she does not get it, she is lazy and spoiled

7/6/2008 9:16:47 AM

i guess so

7/6/2008 9:17:09 AM

if you place the computer monitor in front of her, I'll type nasty messages to her via TWW


if you want

7/6/2008 9:17:44 AM

Obviously this is something that's been going on for quite sometime. Why didn't you just move out early in instead of letting it stew and letter her fuck up your shit?

7/6/2008 9:17:51 AM

sorry tdub, its early and there is no one else to bitch to

i have been patient with this person and they are/were a good friend of mine, she has pissed off pretty much all of my friends and im always coming to her rescue to try and do damage control after she has offended someone, now i am at the end of my patience

7/6/2008 9:17:59 AM

What's her first name?

7/6/2008 9:18:31 AM

Hm, find the worst, most offensive shit she's left out there and shove it under her bed, then move out early!

I mean, if she's going to go and leave crap everywhere, you may as well let her keep the choice pieces in the place that probably smells the worst.

Also: Consider throwing her into a meat grinder and turning her into sausage. She sounds like her habits should lead to her having a good bit of fat in her system, which should make her nice and tender.

7/6/2008 9:32:11 AM

she sounds like a wolfwebber who used to room with my ladyfriend

sick nasty shit

7/6/2008 9:43:18 AM

pm sent??

7/6/2008 9:44:58 AM

you gonna sniff her panties or what

7/6/2008 9:45:22 AM

only if she asks me to lol

7/6/2008 9:47:03 AM

play on playa

7/6/2008 9:47:29 AM

by the way(not to pilgrimshoes even though he may reply next)...if you want good roomates, try living at a good apt complex

7/6/2008 9:50:54 AM

food lion got some good ass roommates yo

7/6/2008 9:51:30 AM

7/6/2008 9:54:41 AM

^^ohhhh i think i see what you did there...

7/6/2008 9:56:01 AM

she left before i could bitch at her

*fumes*

i txted her and told her we needed to talk when she got back

AHHHHHHHH

7/6/2008 10:49:21 AM

yeah, like she's gonna come back now.
hehe.

7/6/2008 10:54:16 AM

damn all the sudden i get ignored like a mf

7/6/2008 11:03:37 AM

My roommate is great, aside from the fact that he owes me over $300 at this point and just lost his job. He is hardly ever here, and when he is he just stays in his room. His room is a pig sty, but that is his business. I don't have to live in there so I could care less. I am just getting to the point that I am going to have to kick him out because of the financial situation, which sucks because he really is the perfect roommate.

7/6/2008 11:06:39 AM

post a pix of the permanent azz print on the sofa.

7/6/2008 11:24:39 AM

Oh good grief go confront her and offer to help her clean up, it'll take 5-10 minutes, then make her take the garbage out.

7/6/2008 12:34:20 PM

yeah, i was an asshole to my rommates too, never took out the trash, etc. but it's not that hard, just talk to her, and make her do some cleaning. 10-15 minutes max for that stuff.

7/6/2008 1:02:57 PM

dump all her garbage in her room

7/6/2008 1:04:12 PM

^ lol, Doug

7/6/2008 1:04:45 PM

replace all of the cotton in her tampons with fiberglass insulation.

7/6/2008 1:06:01 PM

holy shit that'd be awesome

7/6/2008 1:07:10 PM

^^ lol she'd keep bleeding and she'd think she just had a never ending period

7/6/2008 1:08:40 PM

myself and my other roommate have talked to her, and asked her to clean it up

she left to be with her family before i got back from running errands on friday and i didnt realize how bad the living room was (even though she knew i had company coming over)

i have talked to her lots of times, telling her that the living room and kitchen arent just hers and she needs to keep them clean, still it looks like the pics

7/6/2008 1:28:09 PM

thats why its 1bedroom ftw....i dont have to worry about others messes...if i'm busy and i leave a mess i can clean it up in 3 days when i feel like it, etc

7/6/2008 1:29:35 PM

my pet peeve is dishes in the sink. the dishwasher is only 2 feet from the fucking sink, people, put them in there!

7/6/2008 1:29:46 PM

7^ lol that reminded me to pay the cable bill

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 1:30 PM. Reason : fareako]

jesus christ its 114

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 1:32 PM. Reason : god dammit]

7/6/2008 1:30:44 PM