well, alright, it was more like i flicked a booger onto Michael Keaton then cunningly tried to hide behind a streetlight

he gave me a disgusted, angry look then called me a dick and asked what was wrong with me

i asked him for his autograph and he told me to fuck off then he left

that's right, i attacked motherfucking Batman and made him run away

you'll never take that moment away from me

7/7/2008 8:58:24 PM

i find your thoughts intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

7/7/2008 8:59:17 PM

id like to see you try that w/ christian bale

7/7/2008 9:01:51 PM

i bet you think you're a big man now, huh?

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 9:03 PM. Reason : ]

7/7/2008 9:03:03 PM

the inside of my head is a strange place

i held a 20 minute conversation in there between Davey Crockett and Goliath the Dog just a few minutes ago

involved Goliath advising Davey not to go to the Alamo and then confusing him with Johnny Appleseed, then Davey threatening to feed him to "a goddamn Kodiak"

7/7/2008 9:04:24 PM

so when did you stop your meds?

7/7/2008 9:05:16 PM

and then the other week i saw a sign that said "Tucker-Buck Reception" and had the phrase 'tuckerbuck the bucktucker' cycling nonstop through my head for the better part of a day

7/7/2008 9:07:00 PM

george clooney would've eaten that booger

7/7/2008 9:07:03 PM

george clooney would have caught it in his nostril and cannonballed that shit back straight though my forehead

7/7/2008 9:07:59 PM

7/7/2008 9:14:22 PM

'so i jump on him and he's all BLLUUUURRRAAAGGHH' is my favorite part

7/7/2008 9:26:56 PM

7/8/2008 7:54:27 AM

who cares?

7/8/2008 7:59:40 AM

I met wesley snipes once getting off an elevator and I exchanged fan babble for a few seconds and then told him he wasn't as black as they made him look in the movies

7/8/2008 8:12:24 AM

you hear that?

Fermat sent Blade to jail.

7/8/2008 8:13:55 AM

he handled it cool actually. didn't give me the akward "look away" or anything. just kinda grinned like he had heard it a thousand times and had grown bored with crazy shit but was still polite.

this happened it's a true story



[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 8:23 AM. Reason : much like you would act when an old family member tells you about the bobsled they ride to work]

7/8/2008 8:21:17 AM

Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor.

I got back up and knocked him to the floor.

He was being such a jackoff.

7/8/2008 9:21:13 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=69WF65TpgoA

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:14 AM. Reason : sdrf]

7/8/2008 11:14:44 AM

I WHIPPED BATMAN'S ASS
I WHIPPED BATMAN'S ASS
I WHIPPED BATMAN'S ASS
I WHIPPED BATMAN'S ASS

7/8/2008 11:16:27 AM

fag

7/8/2008 12:58:30 PM

yall remember that line in the Batman movie where keaton is all like:

YOU WANNA GET NUTS? COME ON! LETS GET NUTS!

7/8/2008 12:59:19 PM

[no]

7/8/2008 12:59:45 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096895/quotes

7/8/2008 1:00:26 PM

well, thank you kind sir

7/8/2008 1:01:59 PM

sure thing...its a good line to know...its even better when michael keaton says it all psychopathic like

7/8/2008 1:02:48 PM

lol the "lets get nuts" line was pretty awesome

7/8/2008 8:14:06 PM