is that we don't quite have the population density to warrant a super-hero.

7/11/2008 2:52:16 AM

bingo.

7/11/2008 2:52:50 AM

o rly?

7/11/2008 2:52:55 AM

There's no need to fear, Sprawl Man is here!^TM

7/11/2008 2:53:04 AM

lulz:posts

2:4

good thread

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 3:08 AM. Reason : no check the mafs]

7/11/2008 2:59:18 AM

Well, there's also a lack of invading space monsters, giant gorillas, demons, genetic mutants, general supervillians, and so on to keep him/her/them busy.

7/11/2008 3:02:46 AM

just aliens

7/11/2008 3:03:38 AM

mostly evan comes at night, mostly

7/11/2008 3:12:13 AM

evan is raleighs supergayro

7/11/2008 3:14:49 AM

^^^ I see what you did there.

7/11/2008 5:01:50 AM

Someone's superpowers seem to have made the text size in this thread smaller than usual, though.

7/11/2008 10:30:39 AM

Ach! Mein Augen!

7/11/2008 10:35:06 AM

I'm a superhero

7/11/2008 10:35:21 AM

really dislike this font

7/11/2008 10:35:32 AM

^i was confused for a second

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 10:38 AM. Reason : but yeah. i no like it either]

7/11/2008 10:38:16 AM

i've always thought "font" should be a verb anyway

7/11/2008 10:45:41 AM

BeigeMan can enforce Town of Cary zoning laws, smashing down signs that are too high and color coding people and cars and buildings at the speed of sound

7/11/2008 10:56:37 AM

Barbeque ManTM
Inner LooperTM
and

Greg Fishel

7/11/2008 10:58:24 AM

We used to have The Chest

7/11/2008 12:49:36 PM

7/11/2008 3:22:00 PM

I think once we get some more tall buildings we'll be able to justify Batman, Spiderman, Superman types.

7/11/2008 8:37:42 PM

Spiderman couldn't survive in our downtown because there aren't enough tall buildings for him to swing around on.

Batman could potentially make it here because of our excellent infrastructure and because he has the Batmobile.

Superman can fly so he is capable of excelling just about anywhere.

7/11/2008 8:46:07 PM

Spiderman could survive. He would just have to stay in a four block radius near the tall buildings downtown.

7/11/2008 8:47:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psZ20wVpjYQ

7/11/2008 8:47:58 PM

apparently banks are wanting 40% down instead of around 25% down which is supposed to slow growth of downtown raleigh


i've been told we are where charlotte was 10 years ago

7/11/2008 8:49:05 PM

We're actually where New York was in about 1840.

I'm already stocking up for the draft riots we'll have in 25 years.

7/11/2008 8:50:36 PM

We could have a superhero. S/he'd just have the excitement of a Cary cop.

7/11/2008 9:01:34 PM

Yeah, I can picture Batman landing on the roof of my car after I make an illegal right turn on red during school hours.

7/11/2008 9:10:25 PM

He would fuck your shit up and bring your evil-doing ass to justice. [yes homo]

7/11/2008 9:20:27 PM

My ass has certainly done some evil.

7/11/2008 9:21:23 PM