So here's my situation. I dated a girl for 6 years from age 15-21. Only girl i fucked during those years. We broke up. I was hurt so i fucked every girl I still knew from high school. Most were one night stands because i was such a misogynist that i did dumb shit like cum on their face the first night or call them a whore.

Then i didnt really mess with girls for awhile i just focused on drugs and getting mangle pieced. Then i met a virgin and dated her for a year. I was only allowed to fuck her when she was wasted cause everytime she woke up and realized we'd fucked she'd be like "god hates me". I cheated on her a lot for obvious reasons but i didnt feel good about it. She ended up cheating on me so we broke up and i started fucking other girls.

Fast forward i was in a 2 year relationship and then found out this girl cheated on me. I was mad so i fucked 6 girls in three weeks. Many of the times i nailed two in one day. Sometimes i didnt shower in betweeen.

Ive met some good girls in the last few weeks but none of them will touch me because they know how i get down or they figure it out real fast. I dont wanna cheat on the next girl that takes me seriously but Im not confident I can stop. Ive tried slowing down but like Eddie Vedder said I gather steam from people fucking with me.

Is this a midlife crisis? I havent even lost my hair or bought a miata yet!?!

7/14/2008 1:31:30 AM

FIRST!!!

7/14/2008 1:32:29 AM

0/10 for not using 'rail' even once in a parrody

7/14/2008 1:32:30 AM

FAIL

7/14/2008 1:33:30 AM

7/14/2008 1:35:15 AM

^ duuuuuude. that must be what losing your mind tastes like.

7/14/2008 7:04:23 AM

Sounds like you are the asshole.

7/14/2008 7:04:58 AM

Sounds like you are the asshole.

7/14/2008 7:12:39 AM

Wait did I make this thread?

7/14/2008 7:42:05 AM

^ yeah i was thinking the same thing.

i must've been drunk as fuck, but its okay he was hot.

7/14/2008 2:24:59 PM

thats some real prickish sh!t, brohab.

7/14/2008 2:31:19 PM