and he sees a monkey smoking a joint up in a tree

so he goes up and is like "sup monkey, whatchu doin?"

monkey's like "smoking some reefer man"

lizard's like "pass that shit on over here"

so they sit up there and get high as hell

afterwhile the lizard's like "monkey, i got the cottonmouth. you got anything to drink?"

monkey's like "there's a pretty good stream over there. go have a drink."

lizard's down there gettin a drink and sees an alligator

gator's like "whatchu doin lizard?"

lizard's like "i got the cottonmouth from smoking pot with the monkey up in that tree."

gator's like "i ain't got high in years. he got any more?"

lizard's like "hell yeah, a whole damn sack. he's high as hell by now. go smoke with him."

so the gator gets to the bottom of the tree and says "hey monkey, lemme have a toke."

monkey's like "damn lizard, you sure was thirsty."

7/16/2008 8:50:17 PM

k

7/16/2008 8:50:35 PM

better than euphalo

7/16/2008 8:51:11 PM

k

7/16/2008 8:51:45 PM

so we are in agreement

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : that's a first for me and RD]

7/16/2008 8:52:01 PM

gg

7/16/2008 8:52:03 PM

better than euphalo

7/16/2008 8:54:30 PM

come on this was funny

7/16/2008 9:07:51 PM

I chuckled. But just a little.

7/16/2008 10:23:52 PM

I didn't really laugh all that much.

7/16/2008 10:26:58 PM

This good christian man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets to the gates, he sees St. Peter and walks up there.

St. Peter tells him that since he led such a good life that god will grant him one wish and let him go back to earth for one day to enjoy the wish.

The man says "well, i always wanted to go to hawaii with my wife, but i'm afraid of getting on a boat and my wife's afraid of flying. i want god to build me a bridge to hawaii so my wife and i can drive out there for a day."

St. Peter thinks for a minute and says "man, think about all that manpower and all. the ocean is so deep out there and all. god could do it, but it'd be so difficult. can't you think of something else you'd rather have?"

the man thinks for a minute and says "you know, i never understood women. not for a second. i want to go back to earth and be able to understand women for one day."

St. Peter looks at him and says "you want that bridge two lane or four?"

7/20/2008 11:42:47 AM

That is not the best way to tell that joke. (The first one posted)

The best way ends with the monkey saying "SHIT! DUDE! HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!!"

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ]

7/20/2008 11:50:23 AM

ok

7/20/2008 11:51:49 AM