are they like cat girls, dog girls, or what?

7/17/2008 6:26:43 PM

in a completely different category. they're usually a little different.

i'd say they're along the lines of cat ladies with 3+ cats

7/17/2008 6:28:40 PM

^ akkurat

7/17/2008 6:29:07 PM

I used to call Sonia the bird lady.

7/17/2008 6:40:38 PM

Oh lord. I have 3 cats and a bird.
I am doomed.

7/17/2008 7:21:57 PM

Metricula?

7/17/2008 7:22:22 PM

I has a parrot

7/17/2008 7:23:16 PM

^

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"in a completely different category. they're usually a little different. i'd say they're along the lines of cat ladies with 3+ cats"

7/17/2008 7:25:35 PM

4 parrots here

7/17/2008 7:33:03 PM

she had a parrot in the bond movie

oddly enough, her last name is the same as my home town

7/17/2008 7:35:23 PM

My grandmother keeps parrots. She's also crazy.

7/17/2008 7:36:56 PM

^^^^hahah hush

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 7:46 PM. Reason : carrots]

7/17/2008 7:45:57 PM

For some reason I feel like Fermat should be posting here.

7/17/2008 7:46:46 PM

meh

as long as you arent obsessive about them (this goes for any pets), then i dont care

7/17/2008 7:47:04 PM

i miss my parakeets. they were messy though.

7/17/2008 8:16:32 PM

skewfield has the most annoying birds...i dont know how she can put up with it

7/17/2008 8:18:33 PM

Birds are awesome.
My Quaker is like my soul mate.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/video/video.php?v=566125038839

I sound like a complete asstard, but my bird kicks butt.

7/17/2008 8:26:05 PM

Two budgies and a tiel!
Bird people are a little different.

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 8:37 PM. Reason : Adorable video!!]

7/17/2008 8:36:49 PM

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"I had a budgie but it died...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCub8r1T5Rs

7/17/2008 8:38:30 PM

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"i'd say they're along the lines of cat ladies with 3+ cats"

So I have 3 cats, a dog and 6 chickens. What does that make me?

7/17/2008 8:55:40 PM

domesticated?

7/17/2008 8:56:14 PM

run

7/17/2008 8:58:17 PM

^shes a vegan too

got 4 degrees too

7/17/2008 8:58:33 PM

^

Does that help or hurt?

7/17/2008 9:15:56 PM

lol depends on if you are single, want to go on a date, and have really bad personality flaws

7/17/2008 9:36:17 PM

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"6 chickens. "

If the chickens are so you can eat delicious eggs, that doesn't really fall in the same category as someone with a $1000 parrot or whatever they cost

7/17/2008 9:43:58 PM

parrots are the shit though
I've had mine since I was 11

7/17/2008 9:45:16 PM

I never realized I was a bird person until one sort of appeared in my life. Now there's no going back. I'm a bird person.

It's a way of life.

I also realized that I'm not nearly as worried about things flying at my head as normal people.

7/17/2008 9:47:11 PM

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"So I have 3 cats, a dog and 6 chickens. What does that make me?"

yea, but you're formally educated on animals, so you're exempt

7/17/2008 9:48:57 PM

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"lol depends on if you are single, want to go on a date, and have really bad personality flaws "

have to talk to leftyisreal about that one.

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"yea, but you're formally educated on animals, so you're exempt "

woot

7/17/2008 9:55:23 PM

I've got a bird AND a dog.

7/17/2008 9:58:40 PM

^yeah but you are a cop

7/17/2008 9:59:06 PM

lol...

7/17/2008 9:59:52 PM

^so...alee got any noticeable personality flaws? lol

7/17/2008 10:00:24 PM

yay chicks with parrots!!!

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 10:17 PM. Reason : god hates computers]

7/17/2008 10:14:42 PM

I do not think I would date a girl with birds. Unless of course bribed with easy sex.

Oh yeah that is the whole point of dating anyway.

7/17/2008 10:16:44 PM

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"^so...alee got any noticeable personality flaws? lol"

its a trick, because if I say no, everyone else around will be after her, lol ; )

and to say yes, well, that would put me in a heat of trouble.

lol

really though, she's not half-bad, i mean, i like her for what thats worth : D

7/17/2008 10:21:12 PM

yeah she gives off a nice impression

7/17/2008 10:22:24 PM

True story. I used to live in some town houses and a bird chick lived across the parking lot from us. She was pretty damn cute, nice bod, and friendly. But she had a boyfriend for the majority of the time we lived there. Anyway, to cut the story short a bit, somehow I found myself in her house chatting about bullshit a little. First time I had talked to her for any longer than a few minutes, and the first time I'd ever been in her house. I was single, I thought she was dating a guy but when inquiring about it I got an "eh" sort of vibe. She invites me back over that night to watch a movie. We shoot the shit for 20-30 minutes as she shows me her place - including all the birds. We go to watch the movie and it's straight to the couch into spooning. Midway through the movie, she rolls over complaining it isn't as good as she thought it was going to be. I'm kinda on my back and she has her right hand basically resting on my dick, her face is inches from mine. Now....a year earlier and I would have been fucking her in about 10 minutes...but the more mature me had large signs flashing in my head saying

"DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS WITH THIS PSYCHO BITCH. SHE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE, YOUR LIFE MIGHT BE HELL"

I restrained.

Shortly after I moved into my new place. She hit me up on IM and informed me that the guy she was "eh" about had fertilized her, and I calculated that it had to occur right around the time of the above incident.


Cliff notes : Stay away from crazy bird chicks.

7/17/2008 10:26:50 PM

^ a+ story

would read again

7/17/2008 10:35:28 PM

ok, that was one funny ass story

7/17/2008 10:36:42 PM

did she at least give you a blowjob?

7/17/2008 10:38:49 PM

chicks with beards?

7/17/2008 10:42:51 PM

already been made

7/17/2008 10:43:24 PM

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"did she at least give you a blowjob?"

I didn't want to cross any lines man. I contemplated everything. Just sucking a little face and then thinking about coming back for more other nights. I had no intentions of anything serious with this girl, and I got the vibe that she wouldn't be too happy with any sort of neighbors with benefits type of set up.

If I didn't live across the street, and she didn't know where I lived, I would have been all over it. I could just picture my Audi getting the Carrie Underwood treatment one night because I decided that I didn't want to have a relationship with the bird lady.

7/17/2008 10:51:01 PM

another pic

7/17/2008 10:56:44 PM

the coup de gras

7/17/2008 10:58:04 PM

Sonia wins this thread.

7/17/2008 11:00:49 PM

Ok, maybe bird people are crazy because I'm thinking "oooooo. . .solomon eclectus parrots." Barely even notice the girl.

7/17/2008 11:01:48 PM

set em up

7/18/2008 1:09:13 AM