Register "my.name@gmail.com"

7/17/2008 10:10:46 PM

fish with my papa one more time

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 10:16 PM. Reason : most serious i've ever been on tww]

7/17/2008 10:15:46 PM

buy stock in MS, apple, and all the companies that hit it big; then sell the shit before it went down.


warn jfk

warn abe

7/17/2008 10:15:54 PM

YAY!!! not go to law school

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 10:16 PM. Reason : i guess mine is kind of selfish. but its true. and fine i guess i'd murder hitler as a baby, whatev]

7/17/2008 10:16:12 PM

buy a lot of stocks

do a lot of sports betting.

sprinkle some crack on dubya

7/17/2008 10:17:13 PM

way too many things to list

7/17/2008 10:18:10 PM

find the lost colony. and a lot of gold in cali. buy a sniper rifle and pick people off in revolutionary times.

7/17/2008 10:18:58 PM

give primitive people cocaine and or lsd and become their god.

(i've thought about this many times)

7/17/2008 10:20:40 PM

watch how life started

so i'd KNOW

7/18/2008 2:39:16 AM

I would go back and fuck the 10 hottest women in the history of the world

All we know are the hottest women from about 1940-present

There has been MAYBE 1 our the hottest 10 women ever during this period

I would fuck Jessica Alba, then go back and tap the other 9, wherever and whenever the fuck they are

7/18/2008 2:59:02 AM

Taken my friend's parents' offer to adopt me in the 6th grade.

7/18/2008 3:46:28 AM

help my parents meet @ the under the sea dance

7/18/2008 3:48:54 AM

^ /thread

7/18/2008 3:49:55 AM

Agreed.

7/18/2008 3:56:35 AM

I'd try to hold that fart in a little bit longer that reverberated off the gym walls in fourth grade.

7/18/2008 4:01:31 AM

Quote :

"buy stock in MS, apple, and all the companies that hit it big; then sell the shit before it went down. "

lol you watch Family Matters recently or something?

7/18/2008 4:17:10 AM

Not make my first post here about searching for models.

7/18/2008 9:36:30 AM

register "evan@gmail.com"

7/18/2008 9:38:15 AM

not sign up for tww

7/18/2008 9:40:14 AM

have the first reply in this thread

7/18/2008 9:42:38 AM

Carry huey lewis & the news with me to sing in the background

7/18/2008 9:51:11 AM

Daps to Jesus.

7/18/2008 9:51:56 AM

I'd make sure I ignored [the girl who was my roommate sophomore year] and never, ever became her friend. Then maybe I wouldn't have let her live with me.

I'd play more with this dog I once had and somehow convince my mom not to let her friend's boyfriend "babysit" him. Then maybe he'd still be alive.

7/18/2008 9:54:22 AM

Haha, big ups to the J-man!

7/18/2008 9:54:24 AM