So i was reading that thread on premature ejaculation and they were saying how some dudes cum like 3 times in 15 minutes? Are they just dripping or are they shooting shot glasses? I'm curious now.

How much volume on average do you ejaculate when you cum?

7/20/2008 9:27:50 PM

I'll show you

how 'bout that?!?!

7/20/2008 9:29:11 PM

^ unoriginal

7/20/2008 9:29:25 PM

I don't know. I don't have a graduated cylinder or enough data to give you an average.

7/20/2008 9:29:29 PM

it depends on the amount of time since my last ejaculation

if i wait 2-3 days, i could probably fill up a shot glass

once a day, maybe half a shot or less

multiple times a day, nothing significant

7/20/2008 9:29:45 PM

enough to get the job done

7/20/2008 9:30:20 PM

yeah get me a graduated vagina and i'll fill it up for you

7/20/2008 9:31:06 PM

but Beckers, I thought we were friends?

you know...where I could purposefully say unoriginal, unfunny stuff
and you would be all "lololol, u so crazy!!1"
instead of calling me out

7/20/2008 9:31:22 PM

http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/semen.html

7/20/2008 9:31:26 PM

dammit

looks like an epic thread i made about load sizes got purged

7/20/2008 9:32:09 PM

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 9:33 PM. Reason : nm]

7/20/2008 9:32:53 PM

EPIC

LOAD

PURGE

7/20/2008 9:33:17 PM

enough to cover her face or tits

7/20/2008 9:33:39 PM

EPIC

LOAD

PURGE

7/20/2008 9:34:29 PM

aww...to bad

7/20/2008 9:37:43 PM

i usually just act like im going to ejaculate

then i pee instead

7/20/2008 9:39:38 PM

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 9:41 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2008 9:41:09 PM

Quote :

"Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert."

7/20/2008 9:43:53 PM

so average is half teaspoon... who knew

7/20/2008 9:46:58 PM

apparently the people wrote the article new

7/20/2008 9:48:28 PM

this is largely dependent on the period of time since prior ejaculations and some other dietary factors

like I'm pretty sure water is necessary to produce this stuff so if you're dehydrated it stands to reason that there would be less of it

aren't there other dietary supplements that can increase the volume of semen produced?

7/20/2008 9:49:28 PM

i have a very light flow, with almost no pressure.

7/20/2008 9:49:51 PM

yeah

if you're really bored, one day eat as much celery and rink as much water as you can

if you hit ~2lbs+, the next day you'll have a monster load

i do this sometimes when i know ill be with a new girl, kinda as a little "oh hi yeah i blow 8 ropers"

7/20/2008 9:51:09 PM

I eat a steady diet of celery

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 9:51 PM. Reason : dammit, pilgrimshoes beat me to it]

7/20/2008 9:51:17 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080504114209AAClpW2

Where's that online counter that calculates your semen output over a year from masturbation?

7/20/2008 9:52:28 PM

I tried drinking a smoothie with a lb of celery in it... that was a fucking challenge
worst thing I ever drank

I guess I should just have celery with peanut butter for breakfast
celery sticks with fat free ranch for lunch

...does the celery have to be raw?

7/20/2008 9:53:35 PM

Quote :

""oh hi yeah i blow 8 ropers""

HAHAHHA my dog is looking at me funny for laughing out loud at that one

7/20/2008 9:54:49 PM

not sure, only ever done it raw.

(double entendre)

7/20/2008 9:54:54 PM

so is there some chemical in the celery that encourages semen production or is it just another way to force water into your body?

also, I've heard zinc helps - anyone hear of this?

7/20/2008 9:56:05 PM

no idea

i think somewhere exists a recipe for the "peter north diet"

7/20/2008 9:58:04 PM

7/20/2008 9:58:56 PM

wrong peter!

7/20/2008 9:59:42 PM

7/20/2008 10:00:18 PM

i think his nips are bigger than mine

7/20/2008 10:00:22 PM

I think that guy must eat nothing but celery and whey protein shakes.

7/20/2008 10:00:39 PM

a couple tablespoons worth?

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 10:47 PM. Reason : depends how much effort i put into it(time wise) and how long its been since i last came]

7/20/2008 10:46:32 PM

5 feet

7/20/2008 11:16:09 PM

filled the cup

7/20/2008 11:18:37 PM

More than a mouthful is a waste.

7/20/2008 11:19:31 PM

oh i forgot about shawna. where is that list of people i wouldn't mind meeting...

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 11:28 PM. Reason : ok my comment had nothing to do with the subject matter of this thread >.<]

7/20/2008 11:25:42 PM

This thread makes me want to wack off

7/20/2008 11:49:32 PM