You hit a pedestrian, and your first hint is a bicyclist who stops you in your CORVETTE. c'mon, Novak, hand it in.

7/23/2008 1:39:01 PM

wat

7/23/2008 1:40:36 PM

DOWHATNOW?

7/23/2008 1:40:46 PM

don't you watch the news? cnn foo1.

7/23/2008 1:41:25 PM

another fantastic thread.

7/23/2008 1:41:34 PM

:sympathetic applause:

7/23/2008 1:42:23 PM

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/07/23/novak-hits-pedestrian-with-car/

7/23/2008 1:43:30 PM

Quote :

"Novak tells us he was listening to NPR in his Corvette when suddenly, "Some guy came up and hit my car with his fist. I figured I had done something that had created road rage, but I didn't know what it was. Then a bicyclist blocked the road in front of me. I asked what the problem was. He said, 'You can't just hit people and run away!'""

7/23/2008 1:44:09 PM

you make a thread with this title:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=534732

7/23/2008 1:44:18 PM

I don't care about this because it's not really news. But if the dude got clipped, it was probably his fucking fault for walking out in front of a car.

7/23/2008 1:44:50 PM

What is a mancard, what does a credit card being cut up have to do with any of this, and why the fuck...what; what the fuck is going on here?

7/23/2008 1:46:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbPXprKOybw

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 1:46 PM. Reason : scrubs clips for everything]

7/23/2008 1:46:43 PM

NPR causes drivers to behave erratically

7/23/2008 1:46:57 PM

^^ Shit son, I been tossing around my man card since before Scrubs was even thought of.

7/23/2008 1:49:55 PM

If Grand Theft Auto has taught me anything it's that randomly and capriciously striking pedestrians with your vehicle with complete disregard for the law and the safety of others is nothing but manliness in its purest form.

7/23/2008 1:58:05 PM

XPMS uses the colloquialisms of the retarded douche.

7/23/2008 2:03:57 PM

Mancard, broseph!

7/23/2008 2:04:46 PM

i was trying to illustrate that IRL there is no fucking way a spandex-clad asshole on a ten speed would ever have the opportunity to catch up to me in my Corvette, and seeing as Novak somehow let that happen, he should hand in his ManCard.

7/23/2008 2:21:59 PM

wtf, he didnt know, he was prolly stopped at a stoplight

this thread sucks balls and so do you

7/23/2008 4:13:36 PM

Quote :

" DUMB ASS THREAD "

7/23/2008 4:19:50 PM

i mean if anything he's badass for mowing down bikers and not giving a fuck

7/23/2008 4:22:04 PM

this thread is gayer than evan, chris lowell, and richard simmons goin to the Lilith fair in a tandem bike with a sidecar

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 4:38 PM. Reason : d]

7/23/2008 4:37:44 PM

Quote :

"Mancard, broseph!"

7/23/2008 4:44:12 PM

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D926VV680&show_article=1

dude got a brain tumor...i like reading his articles

7/28/2008 1:20:22 PM

http://www.suntimes.com/news/novak/1089872,novak080408.article





out of anyones column i looked forward to his the most...i heard his condition is "grave"

8/5/2008 8:41:25 AM

This just goes to show you, as usual, that most drivers are fucking clueless. They have ZERO situational awareness, ZERO understanding of vehicular dynamics and ZERO ability to fucking hear things.

"I wonder what that thunk on the side of my car was? Oh well, I'll just keep going and not look in my mirrors to see what it was."

How the fuck do you not notice that someone is so close to you that you actually hit them and then not notice the sound (Or the change in the feel of the car) as you hit them? He does NOT need to be driving a Corvette, I can tell you that much. This man needs to be on a scooter, so that the only person he kills doing this dumb shit is himself. With his level of situational awareness he wont last a week on it anyway, so I doubt he'd even have a chance to hit another ped monkey.

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:48 AM. Reason : ]

8/5/2008 8:48:06 AM

dude hes got a brain tumor


ie. hes about to die anyways

8/5/2008 8:49:29 AM

OmarBadu (11:08) : emce - i'm revoking you man card - cawk hawt etc - none of those are allowed
EMCE (11:13) : understandable. I'm typing on my phone....I think this put me into a teenage girl mindset. I need help
pilgrimshoes (11:39) : cawk hawt
Walls1441 (12:16) : lal

8/8/2008 1:35:58 PM