So most of you know i hate my roomate. I found him on craig's list and he's somewhat older than i am.. well he's like a lost effing puppy. I really really dislike this guy but i'm too effing nice to let him know that or kick him out... anyway he keeps asking to tag along with me and lets face it... me and an older dude hanging out just looks homo.... how do i make him leave me the eff alone?
7/24/2008 3:27:26 PM
ManBitch
7/24/2008 3:28:41 PM
Sorry dude, I have plans with other people.
7/24/2008 3:29:03 PM
how old is he
7/24/2008 3:29:09 PM
^x4no i wasnt aware you didnt like your roomate....so this calls for a further explanation of why dyou dont like him...do tell[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 3:29 PM. Reason : x4]
7/24/2008 3:29:19 PM
You could just be honest instead of posting about me on the internet
7/24/2008 3:29:45 PM
EFF THAT!tell him to eff off
7/24/2008 3:29:47 PM
just tell him its not working out and that you thought it'd be nice to have a roommate but you realize that you need your space and live better alone or somethinghow much older is this dude?
7/24/2008 3:29:53 PM
like 38 er somethin like that i didn't really know he was that old cause he had sunglasses on when i meet him the first 2 times and he's for all intents and purposes as mentally developed as a 9th grader (still calls mommy for money)
7/24/2008 3:34:30 PM
7/24/2008 3:35:24 PM
everything I read by you makes me want to smack youI bet I'm not alone in this
7/24/2008 3:35:50 PM
7/24/2008 3:36:36 PM
hahaha yeah actually some of these people are my real world friends...
7/24/2008 3:37:20 PM
7/24/2008 3:39:22 PM
gg with the tired retorts
7/24/2008 3:40:17 PM
well let's look at it this way...is he at least a good roommate? does he clean up after himself? is he respectful of your things? does he pay you rent on time? bills? etc.b/c if he's a good roommate then i'd say let all that other stuff go. good roommates are hard to find. you don't have to be best friends with the guy.but if your dislike for him seriously outweighs him being a good roommate (if he is), then just tell him it's not working out, and ask him to move in the next 30 days.
7/24/2008 3:40:52 PM
Yeah see thats the thing... he goes in spells, he's a good roomate sometimes but then other times he binges on my food wakes me with my stereo and gets me yelled at by the hoa. So i yell at him and he's good for a while... The problem is that he has no friends of his own and is seriously so "simple" that being his friend is actually a difficult task... he wants everyone to take care of him like his mommy does.
7/24/2008 3:43:33 PM
just tell him it aint working and to GTFO. but nicely. if his mother is so supportive he won't have any issues finding somewhere to go.
7/24/2008 4:18:40 PM
quit saying effit's gay
7/24/2008 4:20:34 PM
tell him that his rent is going upA LOT
7/24/2008 4:22:19 PM
200%
7/24/2008 4:22:48 PM
get some girl to pretend to be your gf and pretend like things are getting serious and that she's moving in and he'll have to move out
7/24/2008 4:25:56 PM
I've had to ask two roommates to leave. I do it the same way I tell a girl its not working out or when I fire someone. Just look them in the eye and tell them its over. I've never had a problem being blunt with people, but I could see it how some might give pause to such an abrupt termination.
7/24/2008 4:27:03 PM
i mean you can give the guy two week's notice. Just tell him you need space and are going to resume living on your own and that he has a couple weeks to find a new place and get his shit together.bingobangobongo
7/24/2008 4:33:21 PM
See i could do the first part but the living thing then you have to deal with living w/ the jack hole for another month...
7/24/2008 4:33:45 PM