- First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light. You're looking for color and clarity. Just, get a sense of it. OK? Uhh, thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy? OK? Alright. Now, tip it. What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins out towards the rim. Uhh, that's gonna tell you how old it is, among other things. It's usually more important with reds. OK? Now, stick your nose in it. Don't be shy, really get your nose in there. Mmm... a little citrus... maybe some strawberry.....passion fruit...and, oh, there's just like the faintest soupçon of like asparagus and just a flutter of a, like a, nutty Edam cheese...

- Wow. Strawberries, yeah! Strawberries. Not the cheese...




[yeah....definitely saw Sideways for the first time last night...good shit]

7/25/2008 10:59:55 PM

- The Day After Yesterday

- Oh, you mean today?

7/25/2008 11:09:18 PM

- This week is not about me. It is about you. I'm gonna show you a good time. We're gonna drink a lot of good wine. We're gonna play some golf. We're gonna eat some great food and enjoy the scenery and we are going to send you off in style, mon frere.

- And get your bone smooched.

7/25/2008 11:36:50 PM

Are you chewing gum?

7/25/2008 11:41:20 PM

I AM NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT!!

7/26/2008 1:00:47 AM

That movies just shows how things get fucked up when you combine pretentiousness with idiocy.

7/26/2008 1:37:04 AM

(white people movie)

7/26/2008 1:44:52 AM