I've always wanted a seal as a pet so it could stick it's tongue out at people I don't like and do other cool stuff that seals do, but this letter, though very funny, has me discouraged. Perhaps I could trap one in the wild like sea world suggests.

http://www.paulspond.com/writingfratanimals.html

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 7:56 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2008 7:55:48 PM

7/27/2008 7:59:36 PM

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"Perhaps there will be another time for your dream of having a pet seal to come true. For now, I feel it is best we decline your request to "sell you any extra seals we have lying around." Your love of animals is noble, but for the time being it seems you lack the time, facilities, and understanding to give such an animal a good home. Also, you kind of sound like a bunch of meathead frat boys who just want a seal to mess with."

meh....slightly amusing

7/27/2008 8:02:21 PM

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" Also, you kind of sound like a bunch of meathead frat boys who just want a seal to mess with."

7/27/2008 8:08:09 PM

bah dah daaah dah dah dah dah

bah dah dah

7/27/2008 8:14:09 PM

i didn't write this letter, but have always wanted one, I guess I need to buy a net.

7/27/2008 8:15:24 PM

no one gives a shit about your dreams.

7/27/2008 8:16:53 PM

7/27/2008 8:17:38 PM