It was my job to dispose of it which I did...I didn't know rats had bright green shit in their stomachs though

7/28/2008 12:28:57 PM

why'd you cut him open

7/28/2008 12:29:19 PM

protein yo

7/28/2008 12:29:48 PM

nah i didnt cut him open, he just kind of had a big wound in his gut

7/28/2008 12:29:54 PM

was it the.....



rat poison

7/28/2008 12:30:52 PM

Quote :

"bright green shit"

Rat poison?

7/28/2008 12:30:56 PM

i dunno he was outside in our parking lot...but he also didnt look squashed so he couldve been poisoned...all the rat poison i've seen is grey pellets, i take it they make some bright green poison?

7/28/2008 12:31:45 PM

yes


unless we're talking like secret of the ooze here

7/28/2008 12:32:18 PM

dis nga talkin bout ooze

7/28/2008 12:33:24 PM

I guess that makes sense, cause I figured I'd see some red and blue and purple inside him but the green threw me for a loop...but combined with the fact that he was dead and not squashed, and there werent any trees directly above that he mightve fallen out of, it makes perfect sense that he ate some poison somewhere and was running around and happened to die in our parking lot

if a hawk that lives near my neighbors yard eats the rat, will he die?

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 12:33 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2008 12:33:34 PM

Today, we are all office dead rat?

(I added the question mark to keep it fresh)

7/28/2008 12:34:36 PM

7/28/2008 12:45:32 PM

rat as in animal or rat as in snitch

because the latter has me loling

7/28/2008 1:08:37 PM

pics plz!

7/28/2008 1:09:03 PM

my cat almost died from eating rat poison once. luckily she didn't eat it. she just took the bag in her mouth and dragged it around the house until someone was like "oh shit" and stopped her

7/28/2008 1:11:30 PM

Hey Twista... as long as you're a janitor, could you do me a favor and empty my fucking shredder?

I hate doing that, the shit gets all over the place.

7/28/2008 1:13:43 PM

shredder?

rats?

ooze!

ohnoes!

7/28/2008 1:18:37 PM