eHarmony is one of the more expensive dating sites and it seems moral. therefore, do you think it has higher quality b!tches in actual volume?

7/29/2008 8:39:11 PM

ive wondered about that

regardless its bitches with some money

7/29/2008 8:39:44 PM

dear gawd


like you need to add any more crazy bitches to the pile

[go with the brazilian, b]

7/29/2008 8:40:01 PM

^^ never thought about that.

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 8:41 PM. Reason : ^ yea the brazilian...brazilians are some of the best chicks in the world.]

7/29/2008 8:40:16 PM

we've got a girl from brazil starting at work tomorrow

i thought it was today and i had dressed accordingly and everything

7/29/2008 8:42:05 PM

I know a couple of people that met spouses on eHarmony.

7/29/2008 8:44:21 PM

what i'm beginning to realize about the brazillian chick is i don't see how she's ever really had a real job. she came to the U.S. 7 years ago. she married 5 years ago. recently got divorced. she has no children, but she loves pets apparently and she drives a slick new Volvo. she studied graphic design for 2 years, but that's about it.

7/29/2008 8:45:40 PM

the argentinian people at work get some sort of tax break for not being citizens i think

7/29/2008 8:46:25 PM

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"I know a couple of people that met spouses on eHarmony."

yeah, it seems like the real sh!t. like people on there aren't really fucking around.

i'm thinking you'll meet a chicks that's like, "HERE ! you can have my educated pussy and my baggage, but can you afford it?"

7/29/2008 8:47:26 PM

what do you think the average BMI of people on the site is?

7/29/2008 9:54:09 PM

whats that stand for again

7/29/2008 9:55:08 PM

AFF ftw

7/29/2008 9:56:19 PM

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"what do you think the average BMI of people on the site is? "

BMI would have to be slimmer. think about it. these chicks are willing to pay money for a quality guy too and vice versa. they know there's no fattie on the other end of it. who would pay for the rejection. eHarmony may be the best way to go. even in clubs you're taking a chance. i'm thinking this may be preselected.

7/29/2008 9:59:21 PM

tried it - they're ALL fatties

7/29/2008 9:59:53 PM

yeah, I've met alot of people who met on eharmony, so it does seem to work...

but all of them were rather large and/or unattractive

7/29/2008 10:01:19 PM

^ damn. thanks for confirming it, bro. i was tempted to try some new sh!t.


you know, this brasillian girl may be the thing for me. she's fucking hot. 5'7" and slim with nice everything. her hair is like a reddish, brownish color too. very lovely. i mentioned her in my B!tch Status Update thread.

this is the most disappointing day ever. i thought i could pull an easy upgrade.

7/29/2008 10:03:13 PM

that'd be perfect for you then, yuk yuk yuk

7/29/2008 10:03:36 PM

if you want to try a dating site, try okcupid first. it's free and damn good for being free. there is also a fair amount of fatties there, but i met a pretty hot chick off of there.

she broke my heart, but whatever

7/29/2008 10:05:18 PM

i think there's a match.com too

7/29/2008 10:06:09 PM

^match.com is free to look but $texas to actually do anything.

okcupid is free free

7/29/2008 10:07:48 PM

ooooooooooooooooooor

you could go outside and meet people the old fashion way

7/29/2008 10:08:22 PM

omg not teh sunlight

so you go out and meet someone. you either fuck them the first night and bounce or you find out two weeks in that they have serious personality flaws or compatibility issues. it's like a shot in the dark.

if you meet someone online, especially a dating site, at least you know you have enough compatibility to last a month+

7/29/2008 10:14:10 PM

Get a dog?

7/29/2008 10:15:53 PM

I guess I just like a challenge

7/29/2008 10:16:30 PM

linda, that's because you *are* a challenge

7/29/2008 10:19:38 PM

haha

now

7/29/2008 10:21:48 PM

i wouldnt mind meeting you online, begonias

7/30/2008 2:45:53 AM

good thing

you probably couldn't handle this offline

7/30/2008 2:48:47 AM

I just walk around carrying a pile of books and every girl i like I run into and drop them and if she helps me pick them up I touch her hand and smile awkwardly.

7/30/2008 2:48:55 AM

that's so hot and so dorky at the same time

I LOVE IT

7/30/2008 2:50:01 AM

oops, can't forget to quickly draw the hand away, because it was an accident.

7/30/2008 2:51:28 AM

so when a guy drops books its hot? good to know...

7/30/2008 2:51:40 AM

It also depends on what books

7/30/2008 3:07:48 AM

very true...

7/30/2008 3:08:36 AM

so dropping a stack of Hustlers wouldn't be cute ? NO ?

7/30/2008 7:58:43 AM

I met linda on e-harmony

7/30/2008 8:09:06 AM

or a stack of mein kampf

7/30/2008 8:49:13 AM

dating sites will work when most women figure out how to use the internet.

7/30/2008 9:06:30 AM

brasillian b!tch turned out to be crazy. in fact that's here reason for everything. she says she's not stable and something about immigration. i'm glad I just let it ride. that ones over.

8/12/2008 10:02:46 PM

Quote :

""HERE ! you can have my educated pussy and my baggage, but can you afford it?""

8/12/2008 10:05:28 PM

Quote :

"you either fuck them the first night and bounce or you find out two weeks in that they have serious personality flaws or compatibility issues."

wisdom being spoken.

8/14/2008 9:21:03 AM