Mine would be California




Beautiful

7/30/2008 7:54:29 AM

rhode island

7/30/2008 7:59:39 AM

^^ and extremely polluted.


Montana Beautiful Wooded & sparsely populated.

7/30/2008 8:02:40 AM

Hi. I'm in Delaware.

7/30/2008 8:05:10 AM

louisiana

cause it's shaped like the letter "L"

7/30/2008 8:05:24 AM

come on, no one has mentioned the obvious?

7/30/2008 8:12:40 AM

Washington (Mt St Helens )

7/30/2008 8:15:12 AM

North Carolina


come on and raise up

7/30/2008 8:15:39 AM

If everyone names a different state

This thread will go exactly one full page

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:17 AM. Reason : except I just inadvertently fucked that up lol]

7/30/2008 8:17:07 AM

missouri...

"show me state"

7/30/2008 8:22:28 AM

Vermont
the natural and green state

7/30/2008 8:36:13 AM

West Virginia

We poke our family, because it's fun.
We don't discriminate

7/30/2008 8:38:10 AM

Virginia is for lovers

7/30/2008 8:39:17 AM

Ohio

Rubber Capital of the World

7/30/2008 8:40:56 AM

Quote :

"come on, no one has mentioned the obvious? "

florida is full of old people. if you are old and saggy, good choice.

7/30/2008 8:42:53 AM

nc, with a sweaty ballsack called south carolina

7/30/2008 8:43:52 AM

Alaska

The largest state with the highest peak in North America

7/30/2008 8:44:08 AM

i'll go with DC

7/30/2008 8:44:30 AM

Kansas


Cause my dick is a weapon
I fuck you from the Kunt to the Ass
KUNSASSSSSSS for the hillbillies

7/30/2008 8:46:23 AM

puerto rico

7/30/2008 8:47:30 AM

Quote :

"i'll go with DC"

huh?

7/30/2008 8:49:52 AM

7/30/2008 8:50:40 AM

haha Carson you are not helping your case with that one

7/30/2008 8:53:57 AM

7/30/2008 8:55:42 AM

meh, maybe if he was thinking less DC, more Washington Monument

7/30/2008 8:57:28 AM

hahaah

i was just wondering how long it'd take somebody to catch what i said

..obviously you girls are interested in my cock

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:58 AM. Reason : asdf]

7/30/2008 8:58:37 AM

I would also go with Florida.

I mean, it holds it's own. But it's no California.

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:59 AM. Reason : ]

7/30/2008 8:59:27 AM

my cock is probably most like california

i'd say carson's is most like tennessee

7/30/2008 9:00:14 AM

7/30/2008 9:00:33 AM

Quote :

"my cock is probably most like california i'd say carson's is most like tennessee"

hahah

7/30/2008 9:14:43 AM

looks as if we aren't the only people interested in your cock...

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 9:16 AM. Reason : \/ clearly no one has ]

7/30/2008 9:15:38 AM

texas

dont mess with texas

7/30/2008 9:15:59 AM

^^meanie

7/30/2008 9:17:48 AM

I mean you just left it wide open for a joke....I had to

7/30/2008 9:20:30 AM

i meant it in that "i'm a bad ass, you women cant handle sex with dnl" way

7/30/2008 9:21:03 AM

almost any of these can be turned into a reasonable "my cock is awesome" phrase
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_slogans

i think my favorite is "Illinois: Mile after Magnificent Mile"

7/30/2008 9:53:06 AM

I'm surprised only 1 person has mentioned Alaska. It being the largest state, you would think it'd be a runaway choice.

7/30/2008 9:54:20 AM

SOLID

7/30/2008 9:55:47 AM

L

7/30/2008 10:00:02 AM

North Dakota Legendary

7/30/2008 10:03:32 AM

That L is perfect for me

7/30/2008 10:03:50 AM

it makes for some interesting positions I suppose. Hold on a sec....I'll PM you a pic

7/30/2008 10:08:23 AM

Iowa


Life Changing

7/30/2008 10:09:02 AM

Texas, cause my penis kills retards

7/30/2008 10:19:09 AM

^ i'll admit, i laughed

7/30/2008 10:20:27 AM

ahahahaha

Kansas
"Kansas, as big as you think."

7/30/2008 11:16:56 AM

Gas

7/30/2008 11:21:00 AM

I was gonna say Florida, so that I could reference Gallagher's "because it looks like [I'm] pissing on Cuba" line.

I guess I'll go with Arkansas. The What-a-Dick!

7/30/2008 11:24:21 AM

Michigan

because i done broke you off a piece

7/30/2008 11:29:38 AM

set em up

7/30/2008 11:36:54 AM