SOMEONE TO SHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEE

LONELY HOURS

AND MOMENTS OF DISPAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRR

TO BE LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

TO BE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A F EELING

TO BE LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*SHUT THE FUCK UP DOWN THERE*
*SHUT. UP.*

8/1/2008 12:53:48 AM

laul...


When I read the title, I immediately thought of CTA.

8/1/2008 12:54:51 AM

goddammit Gus!!!

you bring your kids over to my barbecue the one that does the fucking goony goo goo, and you burn down my back yard gus i've had it.

8/1/2008 12:54:58 AM

ttt

best shit ever.

8/1/2008 1:31:54 PM

haha i knew exactly what this thread was about from the title

8/1/2008 1:32:45 PM

^^^ Your fat fucking wife Gus, she falls down the stairs every barbecue, Gus.

^ me too

[Edited on August 1, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : .]

8/1/2008 1:33:11 PM

THIS IS THE FIRST DATE LISA AND I HAVE BEEN ON

SINCE THE DOCTOR SEPARATED US

8/1/2008 1:35:50 PM

uhh... what?

8/1/2008 1:53:43 PM

HE WHOOPED JOE LOUIS' ASS

THATS RIGHT HE DID WHOOP JOE LOUIS ASS

JOE LOUIS WAS 127 YEARS OLD WHEN THEY FOUGHT

8/1/2008 2:55:58 PM

All right, here we are. There's only one bathroom on this floor, so you're going to have to share it. We got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that. And another thing, don't use the elevator. It's a death trap. This is the place I was telling you about. It's real fucked up. Got just one window facing a brick wall. Used to rent it to a blind man... damn shame what they did to that dog.

8/1/2008 2:58:32 PM

MY FAVORITE SCENE OF THE MOVIE:


Hey Stu, your rent's due, motherfucker! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me again, you hear! Now you conscious! Every month, the same damn thang.

8/1/2008 2:59:42 PM

He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan get off the iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisland. YES LORD

8/1/2008 3:02:01 PM

She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.

8/1/2008 3:03:27 PM

I was Joan of Arc in my former life.

8/1/2008 3:03:53 PM

Mr. McDowell...there's someone to see you...

They're not from McDonalds are they?

I don't think so...

[Edited on August 1, 2008 at 3:05 PM. Reason : k]

8/1/2008 3:04:51 PM

Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

8/1/2008 3:05:39 PM

SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.

8/1/2008 3:24:42 PM

But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king.


Queens!

8/1/2008 3:25:34 PM

you can't go to a bar to meet a nice girl you got to go to a nice place...a place like a church, a library there's nice girls there...or like this place i'm goin' to tonight...the black awareness rally. there's gon' be some fiiiiine girls there. that's where i'm going...shit.

8/10/2008 8:25:01 PM