A damned bicyclist pulled out in front of me on Western while I was going 65 mph in my SUV awhile ago. My SUV is so fucking big that it took up all three lanes on Western as I tried to u-turn. It's turning radius is so fucking bad that I couldn't make the u-turn so I stopped in the middle of the road, taking up all three lanes. I was in the center lane and I had to fucking slam on my brakes while the car beside me went left and slammed into the concrete median and went up onto it. Fucking cockbag bicyclist for not paying a damned bit of attention.

8/2/2008 5:24:36 PM

did you wink at him?~

8/2/2008 5:25:23 PM

Thank god I was on a motorcycle.

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 5:27 PM. Reason : Otherwise I'd be that bicyclist f00!]

8/2/2008 5:26:46 PM

This has already been done and been done better

8/2/2008 5:28:00 PM

thats what she said

8/2/2008 5:29:17 PM

i've never heard her say that

8/2/2008 5:30:24 PM