went to pure gold for a bachelor party tonight, stripper comes up to me and says "i sniped you", i said "dammit" and handed her a 20 , the rest is history

8/3/2008 2:42:50 AM

check yo self before you wreck yo self

8/3/2008 2:43:29 AM

8/3/2008 2:44:10 AM

i'm not in on this lingo.

8/3/2008 2:44:10 AM

whatever i hope you got the herp, or aids.

8/3/2008 2:45:32 AM

aids taken care of, herps is harder to find than i thought,any ideas?

8/3/2008 2:51:49 AM

ask your mother

8/3/2008 2:53:26 AM

8/3/2008 2:58:16 AM

worth $1000 an ounce?

8/3/2008 2:58:39 AM

really?? thats it? im new to this whole thing, i know its late but you can leave my mother out of this

8/3/2008 2:59:50 AM

I can't keep up with these kids and their lingo

8/3/2008 3:43:30 AM

huh?

8/3/2008 3:50:40 AM

I'm not black if that's what you're referring to.

8/3/2008 7:44:55 AM

:confused:

8/3/2008 9:45:31 AM

it's too smokey there. I like Men's Club better

8/3/2008 11:20:42 AM

is this a halo reference?

8/3/2008 11:38:55 AM

ha newbs OMG she likes me here is some money.....(makes it rain) wow she really likes me...(out of money) WTF she wont come over here, ah i guess shes busy.

8/3/2008 12:09:28 PM