Meet me in the parking lot between Jackpot and IHOP, I'm gonna throw sharpened Johnathan Richman records at your head like some Xena Warrior Princess shit

8/4/2008 2:18:32 PM

scenester fight!

8/4/2008 2:19:11 PM

meh, i gotta play hockey tonight

we can fight at the borough, though

TallyHo can referee

btw, TallyHo makes sugar cookies that are fucking phenomenal

8/4/2008 2:20:16 PM

you're in big trouble, mister

8/4/2008 2:20:49 PM

no sugar cookies are phenomenal.

8/4/2008 2:21:16 PM

^^ if this is anyone but steve allen, you're stealing my bit

8/4/2008 2:21:20 PM

Alright that's cool, cookies to the winner

8/4/2008 2:21:50 PM

keep in mind that any or all borough employees may hit you with a baseball bat

8/4/2008 2:23:03 PM

I am immune to baseball bats, Sting taught me how after he turned into The Crow

8/4/2008 2:23:48 PM

but was it the real sting

or the fake sting

or the wolfpak sting

or the brokeass tna sting

because bat immunity training varies between stings

8/4/2008 2:26:30 PM

No man I'm talking real Sting

Nothing that happens in TNA is canon

8/4/2008 2:48:49 PM

you hang out at the borrough...


does that mean you're gay?

8/4/2008 2:51:54 PM

^

8/4/2008 2:55:14 PM

no

it means i like the food there and i'm friends with schmitty

8/4/2008 2:56:55 PM

that's acceptable....


i've only ever been there with ambiguously gay dudes...never all out flamers

but i've never seen a dude that was already there that wouldn't hold one in his mouth...


i also ran into a guy at the borrough guy that was at a random airport baggage claim at the same time i was....

the conversation went like this...

*him rushing to the table*
him: oh...i'm sorry...i thought you were leaving
me: it's cool...we are...you can have it
him: oh girl...THAAANK YOU!
me: no problem
me: *sideways head*
me: were you at the XXXXX airport a few weeks ago by any chance
him: OMG...YES....how did you know?!
me: *thinking "because you're that fucking homo that was being so obnoxious at the baggage claim by being all loud on your cell phone and singing to your ipod"*
me: i was there too and thought you looked really familiar for some reason and it just came to me
him: yeah girl...that was me!
me: cool...enjoy the table

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 3:05 PM. Reason : sadf]

8/4/2008 3:04:26 PM

Hahah I was at the Borough Friday night when it was closing.

I never know if the bartenders actually like me or not. They give off a major bitch vibe.

8/4/2008 3:05:42 PM

have you ever worked in a bar?

after friday night, especially when serving vaguely wealthy people, you're tired of humanity

i say that specifically about this friday because my girlfriend and i ate there at around 11 after i was done performing at artspace and there were at least a dozen customers being complete assholes

8/4/2008 3:07:32 PM

^^same here...

at first i always think it's because they are mad at me for being with the dude i'm with...

then i realize they are probably just pissed because they work at a bar where all the men that come in are only into the other men that come in

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 3:08 PM. Reason : ^yes....and being a bartender just sucks ass anyway...regardless of how much money they have]

8/4/2008 3:07:41 PM

it's Jonathan

8/4/2008 3:08:17 PM

I'm pretty sure they aren't worried about the men

I mean I've been there during the week as well and got the same reaction.

8/4/2008 3:09:01 PM

perhaps you're rude or a bad tipper, then

although a lot of them respond to any drink or food order with "no, fuck off" and a smile

and if you miss the smile, it comes off a lot differently

*shrug*

8/4/2008 3:10:15 PM

I've never been to the Borough on a weekend, but I go there at least once a weeknight in the evening and they have about the nicest people in the world working there.

Combine that with a half priced smattering and you've got the best deal in town if you get in the door by 6:59.

8/4/2008 3:14:46 PM

hey...i like the burrough

i was just agreeing with erica that i can't always figure out the bartenders

8/4/2008 3:16:11 PM

yeah.

basically, you have to have done something wrong for them to be mean to you.

8/4/2008 3:16:29 PM

Don't go there every weeknight Jon you'll get tired of it

8/4/2008 3:17:26 PM

I like it too!! I just smile it up at the bartenders and do the "kill them with kindness" routine.

I tip them well too...and they even walk by and pour more alcohol into my drink on the random, so they clearly are nice people, just come off wrong at times.

The food is yummy too.

8/4/2008 3:17:37 PM

TallyHo is by far the most underrated hilarious tww person ever.

8/4/2008 3:18:24 PM

it could have just been that the first time i went was at ~1:52 a.m. on a friday night and we started pounding sparks before going to some weird ass (but fun as hell) party in an apartment down the street...

but she loved the dude i was with

8/4/2008 3:18:31 PM

everyone should be reprimanded for drinking sparks

8/4/2008 3:19:00 PM

i wasn't buying

and i needed a pick me up that came in something other than powder form

8/4/2008 3:20:06 PM

i didn't say buying

i said drinking

also, on that block, coke is readily available

8/4/2008 3:20:42 PM

it was my first sparks experience...and it didn't let me down...


and believe me...i thought i was in the Alps before the sun came up...

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : he said "i hope you don't mind coke or gay people"...i was like "WTF ...nah...i'm good"]

8/4/2008 3:21:59 PM