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"Dear hayleyb, As self appointed Liason for "New Forum Members" I feal it necessary to inform you of a few customs we have here at http://www.thewolfweb.com. 1) Posting as many revealing photos of yourself in your "New TWW Gallery" is a must. This allows users to spend more time admiring your youthfull beauty than driving you away into hiding. 2) Utilizing your profile blocks for interests, quotes, etc is also detrimental to your full "TWW Experience" This allows users on the forum to easily penetrate your personal life a bit more openly with high hopes of making you their e-bride2B. 3) In order to ensure a happy and healthy "TWW Future" It is customary for all new femal users between the ages of 18-20, originally from Raleigh,NC, with brown hair and a solid phisique; 2 attend a full pool day at WolfCreek with any one of the "moderators" or the "New User Liason". This allows you to build a IRL relationship with an individual of great importance, hence granting you a bit of guidance down the road. I hope that this advice helps you on your path to becoming an "Epic Poster" If you have any questions or comments feal free to contact me via PM or if you would like to set up a meeting in person I will be the drunk bastard playing beer pong at WolfCreek tomorrow. Respectfully, ncemt_03 "New User Liason" "

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 3:44 AM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 3:41:53 AM

lame.

8/5/2008 3:45:51 AM

lol you've all been had fellas

8/5/2008 3:47:08 AM

^^ur mom's lame........













































































In the sack!


(ooooh! Sick burn!)

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 3:47 AM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 3:47:36 AM

lmfao

8/5/2008 3:59:38 AM

^ good call asking about her bf posting on tww. I needed a quick distraction before she actually told you the truth.

8/5/2008 4:21:42 AM

Quote :

"I feal it"

me feal it too... wait wut?

8/5/2008 4:30:03 AM

WTF DEREK?!?!?

ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?!?!?

8/5/2008 11:53:59 AM

Hello new average looking girl welcome to the wolf web where fugly makes average hot.


- Sincerely
Foo1

8/5/2008 11:57:01 AM

8/5/2008 11:58:57 AM

Faceless Cat trips me out.

8/5/2008 12:01:47 PM

^^^^ Hey- A man needs a little variety girl.......



.....But you're still my one true luv

8/5/2008 2:52:06 PM

is that why you didn't call me back last night?

8/5/2008 3:13:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqioYdY1-no

8/5/2008 3:17:11 PM

^^ Oh Come on now- You were with ur "husband" painting his old apt. Surely you didn't believe I was going to come all the way back into town for that event....

and don't get me started- You haven't even answered my last message yet

8/5/2008 3:21:37 PM

I'm sorry

let's have make-up sex

8/5/2008 3:26:21 PM

agreed

You trying to go hit the pool for a while or have to work?

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 3:29:00 PM

at work til 7

8/5/2008 3:33:40 PM

T-Dub partay @ Wolf Creek pool?

8/5/2008 3:37:57 PM

yeah dude- You down? I'm about to grab a bite to eat and then headed out there for some beer pong and suin burnage-

HIT IT UP!

^^ Boooo on you!

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 3:41 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 3:41:07 PM