1. The superhero or villan having to take a shit. Seems like they go weeks at a time without a bathroom break

8/5/2008 7:14:46 PM

i dont ever see them eating

except the joker ate those hors deuvres (SP? LOL) at the penthouse ball thing and smacked the food all around lol

8/5/2008 7:15:46 PM

No good guys ever shit

They say Jack Bauer shits during the commercials

But he was chasing the Russian went the show went to commercial and still chasing him when it came back on

Unless he dropped anchor in an alley, I'm not buying it

8/5/2008 7:17:28 PM

everytime he shits he says damnit

8/5/2008 7:18:42 PM

i lived with my ex for over a year and never saw her take a shit, nor even had any clue that it had ever happened

8/5/2008 7:19:45 PM

For the next season primere, he should be on the toilet when he gets a call from CTU and be all like "o fuck...I'll wipe tomorrow !'' and run off

8/5/2008 7:20:23 PM

I don't remember the last time I saw anyone take a dump in a non comedy movie.


I see them eating all the time, just not as their superhero persona. Bruce ate a few times in TDK, and at least once I remember in Burton's Batman.

8/5/2008 7:20:40 PM

he got those burns on his hand from trying to wipe during a steamer

8/5/2008 7:21:14 PM

you don't have to take a shit every day.

8/5/2008 7:21:26 PM

what are the odds of 6 days chosen out of jack bauers life that he doesnt take a shit on at least one of those 6 days

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 7:22 PM. Reason : lurn engrish]

8/5/2008 7:22:06 PM

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"i lived with my ex for over a year and never saw her take a shit, nor even had any clue that it had ever happened"

hahaha that's funny to me for some reason

^^it's true, I used to be an every-other-day sort of fella.

8/5/2008 7:23:41 PM

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"I don't remember the last time I saw anyone take a dump in a non comedy movie."

4 brothers

8/5/2008 7:27:26 PM

vince takes a dump in pulp fiction... i dont guess that is comedy

8/5/2008 7:28:15 PM

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"what are the odds of 6 days chosen out of jack bauers life that he doesnt take a shit on at least one of those 6 days"

If you got serious business, mind over body... seriously... it's jack bauer, he's like chuck norris' partner... you never seen chuck norris come 10ft from a bathroom stall unless he's about to round house kick a mother fucker into a toliet and breaking stuff....

8/5/2008 7:30:39 PM

chuck norris takes shits


his partner ranger is the spawn of one

8/5/2008 7:32:03 PM

Also in Alpha Dog that guy took a shit

Granted it was in someone's living room, but still

8/5/2008 7:32:57 PM

Well done flying in CGI.

8/5/2008 7:33:04 PM

^wtf? oh thread topic

8/5/2008 7:33:39 PM